I’ve only heard the real one, which to me is way funnier than the MC Ride ad lib

But can’t I stay in the perilous mountain hut one more time?

methinks you need to re-read what i wrote.

Yes, that’s how inflation works. Raising wages is one of the major components of inflation. I’m not sure why you’re encapsulating it inquotes.

This is a stupid take.

“My name is Bambi, you killed my mother, prepare to die (from CoVID.)“

You’re welcome.

Totally. Yet another crime thriller about a protagonist who throws up at the thought of lying being forced by circumstances to lie to the police in order to cover up a murder they accidentally committed. That’s like the plot of every movie ever made. Why do people just keep copying the same cliches over and over again…

A small percentage of people with long covid ... have also reported sexual dysfunction as one of their symptoms.

If anyone wondered this for over 10 seconds without just figuring it out on their own I’m, worried.

My buddy has an ex-wife that’s a loose nut.  The indicators were a little different.

I really like how if you get bored with one video and click to the next slide without stopping that video it still plays and you can still hear it on the next page. You have to refresh the new page to get the old video to shut the fuck up. 

Pretty sure the title of the article is the trigger warning. Pretty safe to assume that

The tweet complains about quality control while sharing a picture of an issue found during... a quality control process.

RWD - It’s a feature, not a bug.

stands 165-feet tall, which is taller than the Statue of Liberty

Wish the video would show what the hell these people are hitting, since it’s conveniently hidden behind the damn bush. Or even the article, that would’ve been helpful.

i wonder where on the Plainly Difficult disaster scale this will end up

Two years? Nope, just one Goodyear.