Good job, you got my view with your clickbait title, I hope you are happy. This is a shit article.

I am increasingly confused by the whole concept of “speedrunning” as I used to assume it meant just playing the game... but really fast. Not being all that into the speedrunning community, it makes me wonder, do they differentiate between speedruns that use cheats/hacks/exploit bugs and ones that don’t? Or do we say…

Seriously, how is this a thing? Clicked the link thinking it would be cool to see what he did, and he just cheats by spawning stuff in?

As a person whose legs already don’t fit in the 31 inch seats, I’ll take it as long as there is headroom (which there won’t be).

I’m short and I find there is not enough room on planes as it is. I don’t know how taller people will fit.

From a 6'3" (give or take .5") person:

I am also 6'4" and my wife spends the extra cash for me to get the leg room seats, otherwise it is a 3 hour misery flight to someplace.

Isn’t it just basically impossible for that person to recline? My husband is six seven, and the last time we flew the person in front of him kept bouncing backwards trying to get her seat to recline, jamming his kneecaps, until he leaned forward and let her know there was no room. She got all huffy until she looked…

This shit is maddening. I can’t make myself shorter!

What if you want to leave the actual country? People should not be treated like sardines while flying and only nominal comfortable if they shell out three times the price.

As a tall person, fuck youuuuu American Airlines. I hope all of your senior executives get repeatedly pooped on by a flock of passing starlings.

Okay, now can I complain when someone reclines their seat in front of me?

Awesome! More places my long legs won’t fit.

If he rolls on Trump he gets poisoned by the Russian mob.

Well, according to the OP, after losing her father she’s destined to murder three people. I warn all other toddlers to avoid her in the club in 17 years.

This. This asshat is here weeping about Hernandez’s kid, and that’s fine, but he doesn’t even mention all the victims Hernandez left in his wake. The mothers, the fathers, the children, siblings, etc.

Kindly fuck off. Society failed Hernandez so hard, that he only got a free ride to college...where he then (allegedly) bought $15K worth of guns, beat a bar employee to the point of deafness, (allegedly) committed a drive-by, and had God knows what else covered up by Meyer and the coaching staff there.

He then gets…

Society gave him a free ride to a good college, thousands of people cheering his name, and a multi-million dollar contract for playing a child’s game. Society gave him every opportunity imaginable and then some. Hernandez failed himself.

Bless your heart.

Oh, save it.