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I'm surprised you still have time to read Deadspin.

It’s complicated only in the sense that he didn’t read the entire card, from the top down. usually in these types of things, for suspense sake, they keep announcing the runners up all the way up to the 1st runner up, so that the eventual winner is defacto announced by process of elimination.

I can’t believe you’re an atheist and waited all the way until your second post to tell everybody.

Blistering hot and original take over here, guys!

I cannot wait for the SNL skit on this.

Shoutout to the three readers who flagged this comment as offensive.

That’s fine. Personally, I don’t believe U2 or Creed are sincere and passionate about anything other than how much they admire themselves for being Men Who Feel Things. That’s a large part of what makes them so gross.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Funny, I was an oversharer about sex—nothing graphic, but innuendos galore—and my black relatives told me it was “white” of me to do that.

You’re adorable with all of your goal post moving. I didn’t realize we were discussing the founding of America as opposed to one person’s comment on their personal relationships. All she said was that she doesn’t like discussing intimate details of her sex life with her sister and you accused her of being a) white…

I don’t know if not wanting to speak graphically about sex with siblings is a racial thing, but I’ll be damned if I’m not lily white and absolutely horrified at the thought of talking graphically about sex with my siblings.

There’s another post in this reddit thread of someone’s uncle hooking up with Freddie Mercury…

Like Dan Savage, I do not even want to be in the sibling’s time zone while the sex is being had. *nopecrawl*

Thank you for sharing how you’re too good for casual sex.

I also see some pretty distinct similarities with another amazing dance routine...

Apparently, assassination is being replaced by the word murder to escalate the drama here. It's a sad event, and certainly is upsetting due to her connection to MLK, but this reads as another case of mental illness and gun violence.

I'm with you, Kelly. It fits her like a fucking dream and also makes it look like she was down to just grab Grandma's damask tablecloth, tie it on and shout, "LET'S DO THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS"

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

Guys I just watched it for like the sixth time.

I wish every single pundit/politician on earth lived in fear of their mom calling them publicly on their shit.