I miss this dude so much.

Oh God I haven't even thought about that but now I'm all excited.

I fucking love pageants.

We've taught my 3 year old the right words and he knows how to use them, but for some reason, he calls it his ding dong or his wacko when he talks about it. I don't even know where he got that, but I don't really care as long as he knows the right word when it comes down to it.

That I would agree with.

Most mature, adult, married people do not disappear at night without telling their spouses where they are going.

Thank you! This post partum is a bitch!

Sitting here rocking my 6 week old to sleep.....I should have skipped this article.

Exactly. It's like when my ex asked me what my definition of cheating was. If you wouldn't do it while I was in the room, then you're probably doing some shit you shouldn't be.

I was spanked as a kid by my father. His hand, no "weapons", on the butt. No one would have classified it as abuse. However, every time I saw him coming at me, I wet my pants out of terror. The man literally terrified me, and I resented the shit out of him for it. I grew up distrustful of him, and though we are…

Have them burn their food but remove all the door and windows from the house so they can't escape and the FD can't get in.

This. And besides that, I suspect NASA wouldn't say much else to avoid panicking people. What's the point? They can't stop it.

I watched a travel documentary years ago about Portugal and became enamored. It was 3rd on my list behind Edinburgh (went, and highly recommend), and St. Petersburg, Russia. You couldn't pay me money to go to Russia right now, so Portugal is #1 on my list right now. I hope I get to go!

While I am thoroughly impressed, I genuinely don't understand the compulsion to do things like this. I am clearly lacking that gene.

Gingerbread Latte all the way, son!

I was there in 2008 and it was roped off to where you can't walk up to it anymore. Too many people were vandalizing it. So not only are you staring at a bunch of rocks, you're doing it from about 30 yards off.

Oh I didn't say anything out loud or indicate I was unimpressed. I'm married to a Brit so I know better!

I've been to Stonehenge. It's pretty cool to be there and realize you're seeing something that most people won't ever visit. Then, after about 5 minutes you realize, it's a bunch of fucking rocks and you're ready to hit the pub.

You naughty minx.

Who knew I had the makings of a theme park in my laundry room?