Succinct and obvious, yet a totally accurate statement.

No Charlize Theron?

Rocking my kid to sleep and just woke him up from laughing so hard.

I had the same issue. Let the menu pop up, and then touch the left side of the movie. That will move it to that side, and then you can touch the expand option on the rightto make the movie go full screen. That will let you watch it.

When I first looked at this I was all "they need to move that big piece of cardboard out of the way". I couldn't get my brain to correctly process what I was looking at.

You couldn't pay me enough money.

If you turn on the closed captioning while watching Southpark, sometimes, it will tell you what Kenny is saying. Not always, but it's pretty awesome when it happens.

This is what I call the "I'm Pregnant and You Should Step the Fuck Away From My Food" method.

Zero common sense these days in this arena.

Dammit. I was all "oh cool, I'll check this out", until I realized this was last night.

The planet-sized remark was in reference to the moon, not the asteroid.

This dude is "that guy" at a party who will argue with you over the dumbest subject for hours, even though he's wrong. Come on. Let's go mingle.

Holy shit. It was a joke. Let it go.

Oh geez. He didn't call it a planet. He said planet-sized.

He's talking about the moon.

Perhaps if I watched with new eyes I might gain a different perspective, but for now I must stand my Season 2 Sucks opinion.

Ahhhhh no! 2 was turrible!

Someone needs to warn you that Season 1 is awesome (once you get into it), as well as 3 and 4. Season 2 SUCKS but tough it out!

That makes two of us. I won't be able to explain this if my boss walks up behind me. Ameriboner!

But that's not fun. She currently believes that a man rode the twin towers down to the ground and survived.