I don't want to hop on the "entitled millenials" train, but man..... Cry me a fucking river 'cuz you've got to share a room.

"Effects" not "affects." Jesus Christ, Jezebel.

I read these posts to my partner, and we both put our index fingers in our mouths and made the "barf" face together! So cute!!!!

Yup. Here's to scotch! It's kept my parents together since 1967.

True. But that graph just shows that it costs more to provide medical care for very old people than it does young people. Which is kind of, you know, duh. The graph doesn't show anything about care in the last months of life.

I have a question. I'm not doubting that it's cruel and mad to torture dying people in the hospital, trying to squeeze out an extra week or month of life at the expense of their dignity and at a cost of hundreds of thousands of dollars and a great deal of pain. What I wonder about is whether the statistics actually…

Hooray! Thanks. The internet broke my "ironic rejoinder" detector.

There is so much ignorance in this post, I don't know where to start.....

I know that. God, I sound like an idiot. The story made sense in my head.....

Should have clarified: family is Hindu and Indian, but living in Pakistan now.....

I love many things about India, but the culture of treating little boys like princelings is seriously gross and does not do them any favors. I have this friend who's a fifty-something senior chemist with a doctorate and an entire lab under her direction. When she visits family in Lahore, she says any man or boy in the…

Yeah. Let's focus on what's really important here: Women's poor choices.

Dear Jezebel, I will copy edit your articles for $20 a pop. Everyone will be happier. Call me!

Don't all penises have heads?

Just asking for clarification on your last paragraph, there. I'm 80% sure that you're making an ironic comparison between the "fuck your problems I've got my own," attitude of the OP and the sadly common conservative rant: "if you're not wealthy, you deserve to starve for choosing to have kids." Am I right about the…

Move back.

I don't even fuck girls, but I extra don't fuck girls in Coach.

They do! But then they poop it out a second time and leave it lying around.

Agree. I think highly of my own reading comprehension skills, but I'm so, so confused by this article.

Listen, the economic, career, and cultural disadvantages handed to children and women with children are real and fucking insane. The USA is beyond sick on this entire issue, and nobody seems to notice or care until one day they have a kid and realize that their entire paycheck literally won't pay for the bad daycare…