I can’t believe no one has posted this yet. It’s the first thing I think of whenever Oprah comes up.

Me too, except we just spelled it G.G..

Um... the lute? No, drums!

I like the part where Lot is all, “no, don’t rape this angel, take my daughters instead!” And then later he claims that they got him drunk on purpose so he would rape them and get them pregnant.

It looks like you’re right:

Yeah, the ones with a shorter, wider bowl are for red wine and the more tapered ones are for white. It helps direct their respective “noses” better. (that’s a picture of wine candles, apparently. weird.)

Taking a cold shower/oatmeal bath can also help with general itchyness, at least short-term.

Within a space of three years, my grandma died, my parents split, my grandpa died, and I went away to college. I thought I was numb to it at the time, but in retrospect my Freshman year was the most depressed I’ve ever been. I distracted myself by spending more time watching tv than I did literally anything else,…

Wtf is that thing? A face phone? A way of transmitting even more germs on hour phone?

I’m a woman and I think spiders are awesome. Then again, I took BIO 100 from one of the world’s leading experts on the recluce family, so I caught some of her enthusiasm.

Do it! Budgies are delightful. Do your research first, though. Spring for one that is hand tamed. It is so very worth it. One of nine is still afraid of me and it’s a pain. Also you may need to get two, because they are EXTREMELY social. They live in flocks of thousands in the wild.

Solidarity. I’m in the same boat.

How very Victorian.

Damn. I could have used this 20 hours ago as I was starting my all-nighter.

Cats’ claws are actually a lot easier to trim than dogs’, because they are always translucent. If you can’t get then to hold still by yourself then you can get a third hand to scruff the cat, which makes most cats hold mostly still (Source: I am a groomer).

Ooh, cherries in the snow is my current after work favorite! Glad to know that I have the tastes of an old lady. :-)

To me it’s also about how the couple is good on paper but not in reality. Yay?

I agree on all points with one caviat: If you’re going to the home of someone in the wine business, for God’s sake DON’T bring wine unless you are also in the business.

Crap, I love in Portland. I’m never going to be able to afford a dog. :-(

As a good-looking almost 27-year-old woman who has never had penitrative sex, I can say that in my case at least, it is a combination of opportunity, social awkwardness, and a low sex drive.