For a moment I thought you were talking about Jeffrey Combs, and I was worried.

Solidarity on both points.

Reminds me of the couple who brought in their year-old lab for a self-service wash this morning (I work at a grooming salon). They lined the tub with towells so she wouldn’t slip and towell-dried her instead of using the blow dryer because they wanted to “limit negativity.” They used almost an entire laundry load of…

I have seen it (for some reason) and the best thing about it is that absolutely everyone dies.

I could say something, but I'll let Marshall speak for me:

I could say something, but I'll let Marshall speak for me:

I'm a dog groomer, and today we had a dog that was only calm when we put a towel over his head. I wish I had taken a picture.

Is there a difference in color between quenched and peppermint, or is it just the flavoring?

Is there a difference in color between quenched and peppermint, or is it just the flavoring?

Box jellies are awesome. For one thing, they can control where they go, and can actually move pretty fast, unlike other jellies. More importantly, they can SEE. They have a cluster of eyes on each side of their body. I repeat. AWESOME.

Yeah, so that person was definitely high.

*awkwardly fistbumps back a split second too late*

HOW DOES EAT FOOD?

Reminds me of the woman who ordered a milkshake with no whipped cream, because she was diabetic.

That is good advice. I'm also hoping that things will improve once I'm trusted to do things right, and once I've learned all my boss's quirks.

I just started a job as an apprentice dog groomer, and I love it. I love the dogs, I love the art and skill involved, and I like my coworkers. Everything is great, except: My boss is a total nut job. For starters, she doesn't like or understand dogs. She has three Black Russian Terriers and clearly would prefer…

Yeah, but even doing that it's still possible to get pretty buzzed... unless you're an alcoholic, I suppose.

If you must get eyeball tattoos, be sure and have one eye say "Mummy" and the other "Duddy," ala that one goblin in Artemis Fowl.

My toes are so curly, some of them point straight down. It's a talking point?

"Cats love it!" lol.

That's pretty much Christian Kane's character on The Librarians. It is a good combination.

I once met a baby who looked /exactly/ like Danny DeVito if he were black and even smaller. I wish I had photographic evidence.