We should probably just burn all the museums. I mean, we have Instagram, duh! What the fuck do we need artists for?!?

- You don’t have to do this
- You don’t have to pay to spend 3 hours of your life watching a so-so movie that mostly gets by on your nostalgia for a genuinely great movie from 30 years ago
- The original Jurassic Park is available for purchase/rental on many media formats and streaming platforms

Dan Radcliffe takes on each post-Potter role like he’s sinking his teeth in the world’s most delicious cake. I’ll watch this just for him.

Also register to vote and vote in every. single. election. Including state and local.

Actor, physician, moral standard bearer, Spanish teacher, is there anything Ken Jeong can’t do?

Hell yeah. Michael Caine is very open about choosing to do Jaws 4 because they paid him a million dollars to live in the Bahamas for a month. Sometimes you just gotta do it.

Ted Cruz’ meltdown and clown show gave me enough rage to finish my workout in style today. Ketanji’s eyebrow raises were ON POINT, and I must say, the ancestors and I were beaming her good vibes the whole time.

That's not fair to the squirrel! How about using a frozen turd instead?

She did pretty well, but she failed to effectively rebut charges that she is black, so she will still struggle to get confirmed.

*coughShoot’EmUpcough*

Facts.

Jesus. Leaving out the fact that she goes on and on and WILL NOT SHUT UP and let us just enjoy the seven (well, six, really...Hallows was weak) good books she wrote, what is it J.K. thinks is going to happen if trans women are called women? Is her vagina going to fall off? Will we all suddenly become sterile?

Liam Neeson in Batman Begins!

Too cat.  Like an actual cat.  The ratio of cat to woman is way off.

Looks like the error has been corrected without acknowledgment.

It’s Harry Potter with curly “Weird Al” hair

For the record Stede Bonnet was an absolute loser, this show is getting that right.  Rich Barbados plantation owner who inherited his parents money upon there death.  Was captain in a local militia but did jack all.  Probably left because he didn't like his wife and kids.  Really did build a pirate ship and call it…

I had a young patient years ago who fell off her bike down into a shallow dry creek bed, and came in to be assessed because her friends “made her go” She looked pretty good despite the fall. Her initial scans were negative, her surface wounds were treated and three hours later she looked good to go but as I was going…

i honestly only read jez these days for the roundup, so is it going to be exclusively in video format from now on? just want to know how imminent my search for a new site to get my celeb gossip has to be.

The new recruits here lately have been confusing stunning engineering with the rich people who own them, and that their job should be to cover the vehicle first. Almost everyone who reads Jalopnik already thinks Bezos is a scumbag, piling on is just annoying. Spanfeller’s plan for G/O seems to be to turn it into a…