They have big soft squishy noses! You can take them on hikes and they carry things for you! I want two.

At my high school every single recognized club or organization could put forward a nominee. I was the nominee for my book club in my senior year. The multicultural club nominee won every year.

Awww! My parakeets do that the same thing sometimes—rapidly constricting and dilating their pupils. It's called pinning. They do that when they're concentrating extra hard on something.

That made me laugh a little too much.

I mean this with feeling: What a bunch of shit-heads.

I am so glad he found you. <3

I love prednisone. When I was finally diagnosed with RA and started taking it, I felt high for days after from nothing but pain relief.

I work for a relatively high-end fast food restaurant chain in Oregon. One of my responsibilities while working counter is to clean the bathroom. My location is at a bit of a crossroads, so we get all sorts of people. I've learned all sorts of fun things, like how to tell if someone has been using the changing…

You aren't alone. I love eating lemon garnishes. I also eat meyer lemons like apples when I can find them.

Reminds me of Lesley trying to look casual in "Bowling for Votes."

Bright lights, maybe?

I grew up on Voyager, so I love it. I *cough* also like Enterprise.

I had to get curly wurlys shipped from England after watching the third season of Misfits. I regret nothing.

I prefer this video, and not because I'm a dog person: Unlike that cat, the dogs all just seem happy to have so many people to play with.

I can't speak for anyone else, but this is my one night off a week and I have a late start tomorrow so...

I would like the same help. I'm turning 26 next week, and I'm a virgin and still not financially independent from my parents. Yay! I've dated a few guys but it turns out that anxiety and depression do not make good aphrodisiacs.

Nope, they're called kits. Much cuter.

No, it's from Blackpool. Murder mystery musical. It's pretty special. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackpool…

I work at a burger chain in the Pacific NW. Like most fast food restaurants, you have to come up to the counter to order. One afternoon we were at a slow point in the day when a woman came in with her mother and daughter. Instead of coming to the counter they sat down at the extension of the counter that we mostly…

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