“DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE IMMORAL, WASHINGTON?”

I think the reason the original movie works and no sequel ever has is that Brandon Lee’s Crow was actually pretty multi-faceted. He had a dark sense of humor that was barely masking his rage, underlaid by a world weariness that gave you the strong sense that he just wanted this whole thing done with.

Every other…

Uh, Brandon Lee. Jason Lee is different guy and very much alive.

That Cure song and Nine Inch Nails’ cover of Joy Division are all-timers. But when a movie has Michael Wincott, David Patrick Kelly, and Tony Todd, the soundtrack can’t be the absolute best thing.

Same with Spawn. 

Oh yeah. That’s Florida Joker.

Damn ... He was so good ,in everything ...

Unless you’re ‘surge increasing’ your workers pay during those hours fuck right off. 

Hm. Where should we go for lunch?
I know! Let’s go to the place that specifically raises their prices at lunch time!

Pretty wild that we have better death numbers from an active warzone, huh? Darndest thing.

Curiously, still no response. I’m sure he’s consulting The Economist as we speak.

Can you tell me the death toll among Uyghurs in China? Trying to see something.

How is making the biggest piece of shit character in the books trans a move in a positive direction?

Please millennials, let this awful series and its terrible creator go away. The number of people dying to see a crappier version of the original movies is concerning. Ya’ll need better heroes and better entertainment.

By making the most detestable character in the entire series a trans woman? How is that a positive?

I truly cannot believe that you’ve marinated in the Kool-Aid to the point where you can’t believe that any Jewish person, or any person who loves Jews, could be pro-Palestine. It shows the shallowness of your understanding of the issue. The state which brainwashed you is whichever country you grew up in; I thought…

There are plenty of gay Palestinians who are only dead because Israel bombed them. I’m sorry the state has brainwashed you into supporting genocide by preying on the most vulnerable part of your identity.

Not supporting the state of Israel is not in and of itself anti-semitism.

Olbermann is like “what if a small child aspired to grow into an Aaron Sorkin character?”

Good lord Keith Olbermann sucks so much