I tended bar at a Friday's in College. It was on the ground floor of a hotel and we did room service orders. One night, I had a very young couple come and eat. Super nice and all. I was also on room service that night, so I had to take orders on the phone and run the cart up, etc. Of course we had a system for this,…

I can see the issue with toddlers, but when I was raising my kids, we lived for a while very near my husband's huge family. The kids would just run around in packs. Seriously. Like nine boy cousins in a group and five girl cousins in a group. They just played and played together. There occasional shenanigans, but…

Thank you, but not really...

Nice people should forgive nice people for their mistakes.

I work at a Japanese restaurant in LA with a very Japanese sounding name and only Japanese food.

Animals and toothbrushes:

Speaking of Jewish Puns...

That's way too much cheekbones for one family. Their offspring will probably be a high elf who shall herald the return of the Eldar onto Middle-Earth.

Wow, people are pissed at this comment, but I will concur with Mildred here. I draft and sew for a living-not for the garment industry, so nothing to gain by posting this-but for theatre, where everything we do is custom for the actors. Mildred is right, to do plus-sized properly, you have to draft them differently to…

Guys, it is nonsense to get angry over this. I've read so many articles pleading for plus size clothing, and when that demand is met you shame them for charging more?

Needs more flags.

I'm totally OK if this comment section becomes solely Tosh-bashing.

The middle school I work at really demonstrates this. None of my kids have any drive to continue on after high school and the local high school doesn't require an entrance exam from my school so they don't study at all. They are content to live the working class lives of their parents, no dreams of college or work…

"Don't go to bed angry" is totally bullshit. You know what doesn't help you get through a rough spot? Being deliriously tired because you were up all night trying to sort through an argument or issue. And sometimes sleeping on it is the best way to cool off.

Really, just to be humble. Not a pushover, humble.

I am a man, dude, and believe me, we really, really don't.

Find me a screenshot of Hanzo's formfitting codpiece and painted-on pants and we'll talk.

Or you can be like most of the Gamergate crowd and ostracize female gamers because of that one time in middle school a girl laughed at you because you spent your whole summer inside playing Super Mario 64.

Yeah, I can tell that they're reeeeally trying.