There was nothing newsworthy about that game (Austin Rivers didn’t fall down).

there is no dispute, from our perspective

(4) secretly report the guy to the IRS so he gets audited but never knows it was you that did it.

Not impressed. He is clearly doing that thing where you hold your arm really close to your body so the muscles smoosh out and look bigger. We’ve all done the same thing in front of the bathroom mirror Laron!

Yes, absolutely, as long as an opposing player touched it, causing you to lose it.

My first serious girlfriend tried this with me, except it wasn’t as much of a prank as an attempted bluff and manipulation. It worked out very much like your example, except that my response was also not a prank. I had no idea how to express how unhappy I was in the relationship, and boy did it bail me out that she…

I do this, and my wife never falls for it. I also blame them on her recently deceased dog's ghost, which worked for a little while but she is starting to catch on.

I don't know why I'm so shocked at NASCAR's sharp turn to the left on this issue.

One didn't know how to use punctuation, and one had all his stuff written by Francis Bacon.

I like that this NSFW warning is addressed to someone whose literal job it is to review the merit of these complaints.

As a Pelicans fan, I deplore this, and wish they'd started doing it yesterday.

I watched a lot of Chris Paul in New Orleans, and he habitually spent the first quarter to half of games forsaking good shots he could easily have taken in order to involve and set up the rest of the team. If he got 25 points in a game, it was a safe bet that 15 or more of them came in the second half. If he were the…

Is this them? I'm no cinematographer, but maybe they could have zoomed in a little tighter.

I got dunked on once, and wasn't shamed at all. Partly because the other guy was very, very much bigger than me, but mostly because I was psyched to be in a game with guys who could actually do an in game dunk on someone. Let's say I was swimming a little out of my depth that day, but it was a cool experience to play…

Great minds come up with the same joke 30 seconds apart.

That's also the name of the Liberty University baseball team!

Right, and if I called her the female version of Secretariat, people would think I was saying she is a horse rather than calling her a great champion.

The problem would go away if you would stop posting highlights that impress you as being awesome, and do a little research to figure out the highlights that will impress me. You're a journalist after all.

I like dunks and I like slo-mo, so I am saying this from a place of sincerity and love — I'd really enjoy seeing a similarly dramatic phantom-cam medly of all the violently missed dunks from the game.

It doesn't look like enough tape to do much of anything, support-wise, but I think that the tape is an attempt to support the joint without restricting range of motion. Because it moves in every direction you can't wrap a shoulder like you would an ankle or knee without making it impossible to play basketball.