I've seen claims in a few outlets that he is still growing.

Apropos of nothing, Anthony Davis hasn't won the award yet. So its a stupid award, and nobody should even want it, and the NBA can give it to a soccer team, or a referee or Bat-kid or whatever. Nothing means anything anymore.

A double-dozen, more commonly known as six fifths of a score.

As his job.

I only masturbate to actresses who share my same birthday and year. I started out more strictly, but finding videos where the actor AND actress have my exact same age is surprisingly difficult.

I agree that it is cut, but no WAY is it dried.

Those Bostonians don't know what they should be afraid of. What's really scary is that every time I visit Baltimore I get crabs.

I had a Subaru GT wagon for several years, and I found it helpful to scream "ALL WHEEL DRIVE, MOTHAFUCKAS! YEEEHAW!" while driving in the snow. Effective? Well, using that technique, I never had a single accident.

He truly is as chill as a cactus. A black cactus.

More H.O.F. candidates should show their cock'n'balls. I'm pretty confident, despite his huge head, that Clark didn't use any steroids.

I'm as averse to having my bottom strangled by a toilet boa as the next guy, but that is a really beautiful snake!

Hey look, it's a UFO! (Quickly has sex.)

There was an unsuccessful attempt a few years back to outlaw wearing your pants too low here in Louisiana. I'm not sure if it was at the state or parish level, but it sure was amusing to read about. That was a simpler time.

Thanks, I'll definitely look into it!

I have Reynaud's and now I'm going to have to look up this medicine you're talking about. Mostly I just sit around (like right now) with numb feet, but treating it would be real nice too.

The dog is just patiently waiting for some crumbs to trickle down to its level.

I'm picturing a comfortable cage, decked out with lots of blankets and pillows, and a smaller comfortable cage inside for the guinea pigs. Just please don't tell me they are chained to tiny desks, it would break my heart!

Do they chain you to a desk during holidays, or are you in an actual cage? I'm picturing a cage.

I had gray hedgecock one time, and the doctors figured out that vines had become tightly tangled around my penis. Since then I've been keeping my hedges ship-shape, and it hasn't happened again.

Different type of rock, but Waiting for Columbus is my favorite live album. I'll check Strangers out for sure. This was a sweet article, by the way, thanks for it!