This guy gets it.

I hate to be that guy, but the two hour marathon is not the most elusive distance running barrier. The one hour marathon is.

Your list is incorrect. The Hornets are in Charlotte, there is no team named the Bobcats, and the New Orleans team is now called the Pelicanf.

Solved! One less thing to worry about.

It’s very easy for someone who owns a fantasy football team to put themselves into the mindset of an NFL owner.

“I told you this would happen if you touched my butt one more time.”

Cum In the Air Tonight, Oh Lord.

Men at Work.

Just because we’re paranoid, that doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get us!

Wouldn’t have been the first time I’ve had a night ruined by a 15-second boner.

Try writing your articles subjectively.

Indy to Luck: Tanks For Nothing

USA Men Fall Down*, Go Boom**

Ok that’s actually a big relief. One less thing to be worried about.

#Trumpisstillyourpresident? More like, #Trumpisstapeyourpresident.

Apparently when a cat barfs so hard it breaks a computer, it gets a gizmodo article, but when I do it, they kick me out of the library.

Spoken like someone who only cores things once.

I applaud this decision, for Zion’s safety as well as our own.  He only played ten minutes and caused an earthquake!

I’ve analyzed the footage, and he should definitely be penalized.

Now that they see how awesome she actually is, I bet the US women feel like jerks for celebrating their earlier goals against her in such a condescending and understated way.