Fair enough. Also, I probably shouldn't just assume that someone isn't a professional football coach if I don't know them.

Somebody out there understands me!

I don't do it for the stars. The original poster said,

Well, yeah. It's implied.

Oh heck. You're right! I see it now.

Rex Ryan gets paid millions of dollars a year to make play calls like this one. I think he's probably a little better at recognizing the similarities of colors to each other than some random guy on the internet.

Fair enough. The next time they run it, they should probably have him lie sideways so that his helmet is hidden in the letter "s". And get him some green gloves. But thank God breast cancer awareness is over, right? How dumb would it have been if his gloves had been pink!

Some people say I'm stupid. Sure, I'm stupid...like a fox!

It's called using the guy with the ball as a decoy. You can chase the guy with the ball all you want, but that just plays right into the hands of the secret hidden guy. Rex Ryan is playing three-dimensional chess, and everyone else is just playing checkers. He may need to fire his camouflage guy though.

The play call was perfect, I think the hidden player just stood up too early.

Yeah, I am a little puzzled by that. That Bills player must have infrared goggles built into his helmet or something. Or he was running into what he thought was an empty part of the endzone, only there was a guy there and now he looks like some kind of super-vision genius.

Those visually blend in with the white accent colors of the endzone. Just like how forest camouflage isn't just green, there's patches of brown in there too.

Yeah, I'm not sure how that Bills player saw him. I think he stood up a little too early.

To be fair, it is hard to put together a very effective blocking scheme when some of your players are lying down on the other side of the field.

Can you see him? I literally don't think so.

Since you are not a professional football coach, you are probably failing to consider how similar the players' jersey color is to the color of the endzone. It renders a prone player literally invisible to the other team, which is why none of them ran toward the hidden player and instead followed the guy with the ball…

That's a hell of a trick, and it sure worked on me! Where'd that other guy in the endzone suddenly appear from? Alright, gotta go, I'm in the middle of an intense peek-a-boo game, and I've just about solved it.

"Where are you going to celebrate after the game, Rob?"

He was a gangly 40 lbs at 4 months, with really long legs and huge feet, so I figured he'd grow pretty huge. Instead, he is a gangly 65 lbs, with really long legs and huge feet. He just turned 12, but is still pretty spry.

Huh! Ross came from a shelter where he was born (pregnant mom was rescued from the street), and they said "Mom = doberman/shepherd, Dad = ??" That passed the eyeball test for me, but then the DNA test came back as Level 1 - nothing, Level 2 - nothing, Level 3 - ...chowchow? And we figured that might be DNA…