Further evidence that he still has a young man's game: when he talks about being six, he holds up fingers to indicate what number he means. "I haven't traveled since I was this many!"

It's not just easy, its Sofa King easy!

He's right, you know. A lot of people say "teach the controversy" but that is just ignorant. New Jersey is real, I have friends who have been there.

In my imagination, all the Gawker/etc. weekend aggregators get to hang out at the office with Barnaby the boner-dog.

I was searching for a tiny piano player, I swear! It's all autocorrect's fault!

NBA version.

Yeah, I get upset thinking about it too. When we took him to the address on his tag, a neighbor told us that his family had been evicted and left him behind, and that they'd never really given a shit about him in the first place. He is literally the sweetest, gentlest dog in the universe (though he is a bit…

Haha! Of course.

You need to finish the camel/eye of a needle analogy: it'll be so tight it would be easier for a rich man to get into the Kingdom of Heaven...

We live in an age of scientific wonders! I want to know how they calibrated the cream to stop shrinking when the vaginal age has rewound to 18. Because, for example, a "14 again" cream would be creepy and disgusting.

Admit it, if Barnaby went off to work every day and left you home alone, you'd be doing the same thing. Though hopefully he'd have the good sense not to let you have an instagram account.

Man, how long is this rally going to last!

I used to think Michael Vick was a stand-up guy. After this terrible decision to be honest about athletes not always giving 110%, I think he's as low as Vince Carter.

I'm so torn. You decide for me: "this is what it sounds like when doves fart," OR, "just like a one-winged dove, sings a song sounds like it's farting..."

My friend is a physician who is currently spending some time in Sierra Leone working on the Ebola response, and he said they are using thermal scanners at various checkpoints there to screen people who are actively symptomatic (and thus infectious), to prevent them from entering areas full of known uninfected people,…

I have a black chow that I found abandoned in a park 9 years ago, and I didn't even know that it was possible for his tail to uncurl for the first 6 months or so. It turns out that he can lower his tail, but only does it when he is in a serious/sad mood. So if I ever see his tail down, it makes me upset and I have to…

You've given me an excuse to share my favorite piece of internet.

They both look beautiful, but I had the opposite take. I think Mia Farrow looks dull-eyed and like the photographer just gave up and snapped this because they couldn't get her to stop chewing on those beads. I probably wouldn't have felt this way without the pics being side by side, but she just looks dopey next to…

I chuckled.

I have a bunch of rugby playing friends from New Zealand, and I can confidently state that All Blacks don't watch hockey.