So when I looked at the graph and saw that the panthers, texans and chargers were so far to the left, I just assumed that only the axis-titles and the redskins logo had been altered from whatever original graph this was poached from. But I am loving this sincere and hilarious debate about the relative positions of…

I like my restaurants to be controversial, and to not serve burgers. Move over Chik-fil-a, a second dining option just rolled into town!

As this high school is located in Southern California, I can think of a very easy fix.

I feel sorry for the one who tried to steal from Flavor Flav.

I prefer to leave it on, but I'll remove it if my partner agrees to either keep a verbal countdown going, or call the correct time on speakerphone.

I swear my wrist had a watch on it when it went in...

This, this, one thousand times this!

So far...

So the French Open...is played in the mud?

What, you expect him to take the stairs with two high-ankle sprains? The real scandal here is that the building doesn't seem to be handicapped-accessible.

Yeah, but why was there only one set of footprints?

This may not be a popular opinion, but I do not think our children should be allowed into the sex box.

Who should I ask about the sexy mysteries of a woman's body?

I was looking for this joke, thank you.

This really couldn't have gone worse for the young fan wearing a popcorn tub as a hat.

I haven't watched the clip because I think it will make me angry & depressed, but based on the freeze-frame image I'm amazed she is able to park on such a steep hill!

I don't care if it IS a lie, I love it. I've been periodically chuckling to myself for about 20 minutes, ever since my wife read your comment to me, and I had to log in to support you! I am definitely saying this at some point in the future.

In my own, personal opinion, I think it's unfair to talk about past history. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to visit "the ATM machine."*

Reason for ejection: Givin' him the business down there.

This one is the most incredible, but it is less joyful and more mesmerizing and freaky. Because it's a mesmerizing and freaky song, and because it is too perfect!