Isn't someone Elsa gonna make a lion pun?

Anybody speaking up for urinating on playground equipment?

"Oh, MAN, what the FUCK!? I just looked in the mirror and the tattoo of my name is totally backwards!"

Uh oh, should have put antiseptic on it.

I'm skeptical, but some gullible part of me wants to fuck his bellybutton.

I'm thinking of getting the Chinese characters for "I can't read Chinese," but I'm really worried that the artist will switch it up on me.

How can you tell if the technique is good, I thought it was obscured by the titty mag?

Mine is on my palm, from falling while holding a roller-ball pen. Unsurprisingly, a pen with a needle-like metal tip is great for injecting ink under your skin.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm a Saints fan and people always ask if I'm a Boy Scout.

It's enough to make Jack White scowl with glee.

Being in public, being a woman, and also laughing. On its own, each is pretty bad. When they combine, you get "the Devil's Triad."

It's not called "elevennis."

I agree, it's more fun for the fans! The grown-ass men whose feelings are being wounded are entertainers, whether they like to admit it or not, who make millions to play a game. Dry your tears with your game check, Archer.

I'm no baseball historian, but I believe it all goes back to the 1979 decision to change the "four strikes and you're out" rule.

Maybe he's the five-time champion of the massively multiplayer online game Sri-lankan Mixed Martial Arts...

I think this sort of disconnect between article content and headline tone has come up before, and if I recall correctly, someone claimed that the author is not necessarily the one with editorial control over the title. Is that true? No one knows.

Just tell them you're an idiot, they should leave you alone. (I'm not trying to be insulting - apparently there is also a Japanese old wives' tale that being a moron protects you from getting sick.)

There's nothing intrinsically wrong with someone being pressured to do something they are uncomfortable with. "Confidence courses" (zipline, climbing the big wall, trust falls, etc) and pressuring someone to eat unfamiliar kinds of foods come to mind to me as counterexamples. The problem comes when the thing they…

I don't understand what is suggestive and inappropriate about the nickname "Tulsa," or how it relates to her "trick" of singing sexually explicit songs about people on command.