It's always depressing to realize that you've peaked too early.

And it will give you a little more credibility when you point at your enemies and yell, "You're toast, do you hear me? TOAST!"

Unsettling. What else have you burned images of your cat onto?

We can start a black market of jail-broken toasters, with a USB port for uploading infinite selfies.

literally my 1st thought...

Was it a cheesecake salad? Because if someone can wear a lettuce bikini, then we're clearly living in topsy-turvy-world and anything is possible.

Very cute, but I was super skeeved out by the clip linked at the end of this one titled "Amorous Ducks Attracted to Dog." That title is an understatement, and the video made me very uncomfortable - especially since duck-sex is quite rapey even under optimal (i.e. same species) circumstances.

I was going to say, those are totally legit facial expressions for pretty much all scientists, not just sexy lady-scientists.

That's a shame, you missed out on several lines of my finest sarcasm.

No, I never watched it, but I heard someone describe reading about it and it sure sounded terrible. Anyway... So you're a soccer expert and an anatomy expert!? Just the person I was hoping would respond, since my question clearly hinged on whether it was the knee or the thigh that cold-cocked him in the back of the…

But not nearly as bad as Fred Smoot's.

If getting a boner while on a boat with a pretty lady is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

Thanks for clarifying! I figured it had to be based on a rule like that, because otherwise it's inconceivable that it could have been called this way. That hit is horrifying.

If its not explicitly written in the rules that the goalie always gets the benefit of the doubt in this situation, then the referee made the wrong call. If it is at all possible for a goalie to commit a foul while making a play on the ball, then has to be one, right? How could the offensive player commit a foul while…

You gotta know that stuff is going to fall out of your pockets on these rides! When I go to the amusement park, my collection of fingertips stays safely in little jars at home.

Thanks, but there's nothing funny about the demonizing of the beautiful, natural wonder that is a woman's bing bong. On a related note, this clip (starting at 2:45 or so) is extremely germane to the original post: (edited to add...NSFW)

If you work at the same place as your kid, they are probably old enough to see a woman's bing-bong and hoo-has.

Hey now! I'm sure his catcher helped.

I'd be a lot more impressed if he jumped under a lambo at 80 mph.

Not that it matters, but: