I think the pertinent question is what year are you living in? I'm guessing 1969.

I'm about a month late to this party, but I live in New Orleans not far from a long-shuttered establishment named "Latrina's Lounge."

I know he is a pretty serious God-guy, but I still give him props for this tweet being very clever and funny (since the rockets appear to have given away his shirt). He may actually be mad, or he may be laughing all the way to the bank, but in either case, good joke Jeremy!

Agreed. I was lured by the clickbait title "which countries use the most o's in their 'gooooal's'," only to discover that the map actually just looked at who elongates the word "goal" the most, and has nothing specifically to do with o's! This is BULLSHIT!

Hey, I had that happen too, over at io9! It's an outrage!

You're overcriticizing this article way too much.

Oh well. Four more years under our Belgian overlords. It could be worse, at least we don't have Dutch overlords.

Some running, some yelling, but ultimately painful and unsatisfying. Thanks for your concern.

Let's do to Belgium what I'm about to do to this breakfast (of chocolate and waffles): chew them up and shit them out!

Let's rise up, America. Belgium has been keeping us down for TOO LONG!!

Kill your self. I hope you and your family gets prostate cancer.

That would certainly cause an explosion in scoring!

In my casual perusal of soccer podcasts/blogs/articles about this world cup, I've heard a lot of mentions of a more attacking style being adopted by more and more teams. From this data, it's hard to tell the difference between that and uniformly worse defense or some other condition (ball) that equally benefits…

I've heard that Brazilians have really long ankles. And that they shave all their pubes off.

To tie against Germany is the best thing that could possibly happen, and you should hope and pray for it with all your heart. Just like kissing your sister.

Good point, in fact, it's right there at the top of the application to be a racist!

Shh! (He thought that was the sink.)

So...what's the answer?

Or just murder him with smallpox and take the name away from him.

Yes, but not necessarily in that order.