There's nothing worse than seeing yet another person reinvent the wheel. It's been reinvented already, dummy!

I don't think you can say "indie" anymore. It's "nativie" now.

This state-guessing game is fun, but very tricky! To give us a hint, can you clarify what country you are from?

It's clearly a fake library he bought to fill his bookcase and look impressive. How do I know? Well, nobody would need two copies of the Trout book, and he also has at least five copies of the purple Vitamin Water.

What were they so mad about?

If LeBron had been reading Gatorades, he'd never have gotten that cramp!

One way...or another...they're Ghana find ya'...they're Ghana gitchagitchagitchagitcha...

"What's the capital of Thailand, Beeotch?"

Thanks! That's exactly how I figured it would work with Portugal, but I didn't know that head-to-head matchups weren't considered.

I've been trying to think it through, and I may know less about the World Cup than you, but if the US beats Germany, they advance with 7 points. If they tie Germany, both the US and Germany advance (both with 5 points). If they lose and Ghana wins vs Portugal, I think the US should still advance (US & Ghana both…

GET BACK ON THE BUS, LOWER THE MAINSAIL, RE-FURL THE TOPGALLANT! NEIL YOUNG WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!

HOIST THE MAINSAIL, UNFURL THE TOPGALLANT! PARK THE CAR IN HARVARD YARD! A SOUTHERN MAN DON'T NEED HIM ROUND ANYHOW!

Brazilian court just ruled (a day or two ago) that FIFA will have to actually carry out their own player safety protocol for water breaks at certain intervals when the conditions on the field are above a certain temp. You're right though, hosting this thing in Qatar is crazy. It isn't worth a human life*, just to…

I have a back injury, and laughing is fucking killing me. I hate you.

I'm with you, but if there's one thing I love more than my country, it's my thumb-drive. U-S-B! U-S-B! (I think I didn't make this caipirinha too strong enough.)

I'm not sure why, but I just saw Klinnsmann's totally nondescript USA sweatshirt, and am really stoked now. He looks like a pee-wee league dad/coach. In your face, suit and tie countries!

I know I could probably figure this out on my own with some effort, but walk me through the other big implications for the US, please. I understand about Germany securing advancement and then resting their stars against the US, but what would it mean for Ghana to tie or win outright?

From the title, I figured he wanted some company and had requested for Darren Sharper to be moved up to Massachusetts.

I believe the correct expression is, "don't ever apologize for well grammar."

I don't understand what you're saying about winter, because I just looked outside my house and it is obviously summer. More importantly, aren't Chileans scared, living so close to the bottom edge of the map?