It sure seemed like your point was that the catch was unimpressive because it would have been an easy play if he had superior physical attributes. This classic ploy, by the way, is one of my faves. Being born undersized and with poor reflexes, I've craftily set myself up to look like a hero each time I make a simple…

Now now, it's safe to assume there's a strawman out there who finds the bat flip offensive. Strawmen hate everything.

That's what I keep saying, but everyone still makes fun of my foil helmet.

I read the title as a veiled threat that Timothy Burke would be coming to gouge out my eyes.

If his arms were a lot longer, he wouldn't have had to jump OR be faster. It shows a lack of planning on his part.

You're right that these sorts of catches are commonplace at high levels of ultimate. Then again, it is easier to read a frisbee than a baseball, because it moves more slowly and hangs in the air. Then again, in baseball, nobody is playing defense against the catcher. (I looked for a photo of the "best layout catch…

If mine had four fingers and a thumb, throwing a basketball is probably not how I'd spend most of my time. If you want more details on how I would spend my time, I can upload my spreadsheet.

That's one theory. The other is that his ghost is out there getting deflections and closing out on shots at a mediocre rate.

Someone wheel him away from the computer screen!

You are dead-on...about missing the point. Especially in a reply to a post with a Cowherd joke in the comments of an article about how snazzy the "hustle board" is.

Wait, you mean the other owners aren't able to vote him out of being a billionaire property owner? Dang, I'm a lot less satisfied with this outcome now.

My life starts now. I thought I was living before I saw this video, but I was so wrong.

Well, think how embarrassing it would be for the Thunder to have the first ever league MVP who doesn't win a title the same year.

90% of deacons have no problem with Wake Forest's mascot.

I thought they were named after an indigenous tribe that is named after a helicopter.

Forget the size thing, I'm more shocked to find out that these men have multiple penises!

I don't care if this is a sponsored post, a Dyson vacuum is a marvel of engineering, and it is fascinating to look at the deconstructed photo! (Now pay me.)

BJ fever is no joke. Kids, get tested, and stop going to those goddam rainbow parties!

In general, I am very mysterious. I'll let you in on it, but it won't be easy. It's going to take some work on your part. First, look up what a spoonerism is. Next, read all the Tintin comic books. Report back when you're done.

Weirdly, the $4 Taka was much better than the other, higher-end brand of king cake vodka (still not "good" in the strict sense, though). In other bizarre New Orleans liquor news, there is now Roman Candy flavored rum, in chocolate, vanilla and strawberry. I heard about it months ago, and just saw it in the store. …