It was a good article, you should check it out!

I discovered Effen cucumber vodka last year, and really like it a lot. I haven't investigated whether they use some terrible chemical cucumber substitute or not, but it's expensive enough that I am optimistic that they are doing it the legit, fancy way. Nevertheless, it tastes great by itself and is KILLER in a…

My brother made some habanero-infused akvavit, and while it was certainly nasty on its own (akvavit is gross), it was pretty good added into a bloody mary. It picked up the heat just fine, and I really liked how the typical lingering, hot-pepper-oil-coating-your-mouth type of heat changed to a clean, ephemeral heat…

You're onto something here. It would also explain why he is so wary of Tim Duncan!

Lest we forget, his given name was Maybyner Rodney Hilário. Apropos of nothing, I just don't think it gets mentioned often enough.

Just what the marriage equality movement needs, someone else equating same-sex marriage with cats getting married. Thanks a lot, Steve.

I have friends who pronounce "cunts" as "koontz." I laugh every time, because it doesn't take much to amuse me. Now I have "sloots" to laugh about, so my life just got a little bit richer.

...but she embraces double standards, so you know she's judging other bitches' semicolons all the time.

My motto is, "Do whatever you want with it, I'm not using it anymore."

It was the classic "no, I love you more" fight. Every team goes through it.

Bynum has hostages, and is making the other Pacers fight for his amusement.

They were beating him out of the gang, but because Stephenson didn't finish, Turner has to stay a Pacer.

It's a fine shot and all, but he's no Kendrick Perkins.

It just goes to show you, its better to be lucky than and good.

Nothing fires me up like a Shawn Kemp dunk reel! It's exactly what I need right now, too. (It'll put me in the right mindset to dunk some community similarity analysis on this pre- vs. post-hurricane dataset.)

Of course he's walking - how's he going to run with his ass swaggered off?

The manager probably observed that his hair wasn't flying around like on the program cover, and figured that he must not be hustling. To me, though, his hair looks windswept, like he is hustling even while motionless.

My reaction exactly! Do you think the barber made this artistic choice, or did the guy say "I want it to look like my head is a transparent orb, and that the Spurs are trying to escape."

As you can see, his hand is obviously underneath the ball. Also, this still image clearly demonstrates that the ball has come to rest - stare at it as long as you want, it is completely motionless.

When my wife gets angry at me, I calmly suggest that she should eat...