Is womens' hockey always this awesome? This game was riveting!

Speaking of feeling like a giant, I had an entrepreneurial idea along the same lines. The entrance hallway would subtly get smaller as you walked down it, and then you'd walk through a tiny door into a restaurant with everything downsized: tiny furniture, low ceilings, smaller windows, etc. The food would all be…

It doesn't take a ghost-pirate expert to know that pirate ghosts are always murderous and obsessed with revenge.

They should apologize for putting obviously fake names on their jerseys (sweaters?).

It would be much simpler for everyone if the NCAA went back to their old amateurism test: throw him in a pond, and if he drowns he's an amateur.

He needs to pull a reverse Bo Jackson, and say "fuck baseball, I'm playing for the Bucs!"

This is very funny for sure, but as an improvised character it seems like it falls short of what the best improv comedians can do. I've recently started listening to the Comedy BangBang and Improv4Humans podcasts*, and they are routinely amazing at smoothly inventing the most hilarious and absurd responses, and not…

Really? To me, it seems highly chronistic.

Fair enough, I'm an "ideas man" not a "details man." (I honestly don't recall the details of vancouver myself — I just recently read something about warm weather conditions that threatened various vancouver events.)

Wasn't Vancouver also warm and melty? If anything, I think that's the important correlation: if you make athletes ski on slush, they'll have more trouble than usual in finishing the course.

Ooh, yes, definitely. "Cwohnuh."

Here's a puzzler for you francophonophiles: would you say "cwohnut?"

Hey, what are you trying to say? Straight people are allowed to cry, too!

Also, he HATES Kevin Bacon.

"I've got great news, son. Gays can play football!"

Haha, yes! In fact, isn't being gay (and a man) the ultimate "man's-man game"?

Of course he'll bring a bag full - he seems like a polite kid. (I was taught that if you aren't going to bring enough for everyone, you shouldn't bring any at all.)

I grew up a Redskins fan, and during the "love-boat" saga I was housemates with a Vikings fan. We started using to term "Smooted" to mean that someone had been super, duper, double-dildo fucked. Like, "Man, you sure got Smooted in fantasy league this week." It also involved vigorous hand gestures.

My wife was (and is) very quiet and shy in groups, so even though I'd had several classes with her in our graduate program I had no idea that she existed...until she gave a presentation about sandfly salivary gland proteins. Halfway through it, I said to my friend next to me, "Who is that hot girl giving such a great…

Now, now, her fur is white. (Her skin may or may not be white - I have a chow with all black fur, and if you manage to dig through it, his skin is milky white.) Anyway, have you seen Demolition Man? Black with white hair can be downright thuggish!