Stay "No mas-"y, Roberto Duran!

Selling tickets based on the stars of the away team is a tactic that is mostly used by teams that are bad and/or have trouble selling out their arenas. Since the Warriors are both good and entertaining, this is probably only going to upset Spurs fans attending the game in Oakland. I suspect that most fans of the…

When Sean Taylor exploded the punter in the ProBowl, there is no way he could have been a defenseless player because he was carrying the ball on a fake...right? (Though my understanding is that actually tackling someone is frowned upon in the Pro Bowl.)

And Rocky!

I wonder if it is because this metric focuses on announcing fuckups, rather than what they may do particularly well. I don't know, but I wouldn't be surprised if Collinsworth is guilty of malaprops & flubs at a pretty typical rate.

I can't tell the difference between sports blackface and regular blackface.

I use a jury-rigged version of the sandpaper on plate glass for most of my tools.

Agreed!

Back when I did some freelance web-stuff with a friend, I wanted to call our company "Safety First Productions." Motto: Where quality is job two!

My comment was intended to emphasize why the sarcastic use in the O.P. of "huh, this is ok in the safety first NFL" is pretty appropriate when discussing headbutting a helmetless player, but may be less appropriate when discussing someone who punched another player in the helmet. But hey, I'm no…

Nobody's been writing any articles about the former players killing themselves because of their traumatic fist injuries, that's why.

"I think we'd wipe the field with both of them."

I'm not a fan of any of these teams, so I'm totally unbiased, and I say that if none of the other teams existed then FSU would be a clear #1.

I'm not sure I like what you're inferring.

Wipe floors. Wipefloors. We will take those other teams, and put them on our wipefloors! We will wipe using them, like we would a bunch of wipefloors, insofar as our floors are what will be being wiped.

They actually wanted to put "we done forgotten," but couldn't spell it.

I'm intrigued... do you object to what you see as rampant traveling in jai-alai? Or is NBA basketball not televised where you are?

I was thinking sort of the same thing - on top of his obvious athleticism and ball control, he seems to have an almost supernatural situational awareness. These crazy shots are not flukes, they come from instantaneous (or constant?) understanding of where he is in relation to the goal, the defenders and the goalie.…

Slim Pickens?

Agreed. He is clearly making a defensive "EhwhaaAAAA!!??" call to help his teammates.