Let that be a lesson kids. When it comes to the NFL, always go with bland mediocrity over dopey racism. 

What is the point of first-rounders if not to find someone as good as Mack. The only way this makes sense is if both first-rounders wind up being that good, and that simply will not happen.

Re: “If you ain’t a Steeler fan, you ain’t shit” shirts.

I didn’t lose anything. I don’t play or root for the Saints, nor the “7.” I root for the 38. Get lost.

No need, I can add on! Sex boat, Whizzinator, “kickass” offense, whipping a kid’s scrotum with a tree branch, straight cash homey, a Wario-esque owner who defrauded his partners and had to pay an $84.5 million judgment, the list continues. I fully expect Drew to be even more savage to the Vikings than any other team.

I don’t completely blame Drew given how much the Vikings have sucked for his entire adult life, but this WYTS is basically the Deadspin equivelent of:

The Saints will still own the Vikings since they won it all in 2009 after the glorious Favre pick. Minnesota didn’t even get close to winning the NFC championship game this year - against Nick Fucking Foles! HAHA.

Yeah, he overdid it a bit.  All I can ask for (38-7) is that he keeps the same enthusiasm (38-7) for when his Vikings (38-7) come up shortly (38-7).

God, I hate the Saints but Drew finally found a way to make one of these WYTS that is genuinely unenjoyable. I guess the upshot is he now gets to look forward to Cousins throwing the ball three yards passed Diggs in heavy traffic before yelling at him.

Sherman was right

They drafted a running back named after the O.J. judge.

people shit on incels because they are hateful sacks of shit that encourage each other on their forums to “go ER” (go on an Elliot Rodger-style rampage) because all women are evil whores.  fuck them.  they deserve this scrutiny they’re getting lately.

Obviously the takes on Kotaku aren’t as bad, but go to somewhere like PCGamer and you’ll find those gun-humpers. We must quickly leave for the sand people will return and in greater numbers.

Betting 1000 Schrute bucks Katz is a basement dwelling incel prior to this shooting. 

It’s like there’s a factory in the Great Plains or somewhere just pumping them out.

First Trump panics and starts his trademarked screaming and goes into a frenzy, then this news comes out and he starts to act smug and like it was never a big deal. I can easily see how he ran 2 casinos into the ground when he’s that bad at poker.

But he gave a thumbs down on that one ultimately meaningless vote!  We should totally ignore the other 95% of the time when he voted lockstep with his party. What a maverick!!!

As Republicans and Democrats run to lionize and fellate John McCain, a man whose cowardice in selecting Sarah Palin as a running mate, and then not standing up to her racist fan base is the direct cause of the Events of 2016 and beyond... I hope that Jemele finds a place where she can speak truth. Because the…

I dunno, it seems like this whole issue is making a mountain out of Jemele Hill.

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Fucking Whoa.