The towel was immediately crushed out of the park for a grand slam.

This isn’t so bad guys. Look at it this way: 30 seconds of watching an advertisement is like two whole Amazon employee bathroom breaks.

Meh, He’s basically a worse Fat Rob so no point on bringing him in

“Russell Wilson is the Michael Scott of quarterbacks.”

Its a one year deal for probably not much money, late in the off-season. He’s better than any running back on the roster not name Tompson, who can’t handle the work load of an every down back. I know the cool thing around deadspin is to shit the Redskins but this is a good signings, desperate but good 

Go clean your room, virgin!

This is low key brutal:

I had a feeling y’all would be here.

For dinner one night we decided to go to the delightfully trashy “Heart Attack Grill”, which offers free food to anyone weighing over 300 lbs. One of their many, MANY novelty “charms” is that they have their waitresses all dressed up as sexy nurses, and these women are supposed to straight-up paddle any customer who…

I thought “Russell Wilson is the Michael Scott of quarterbacks” was pretty amazing as well.

Not sure whether to laugh or despair that “mixed company” now means rational people mixed with flag-/gun-/border wall-humpers.

Damn, shouldn’t watch that so early, haven’t had coffee yet and now I have to redo my makeup.

I’ve been waiting for this episode of WYTS 2018 and reading it was as satisfying as I expected it would be, like watching pimple-popping videos on YouTube.

It’s serendipitous that you mentioned Zinke in this article and his tree clearing for Snyder. An article posted today talked about Zinke telling California that the reason the entire state is on fire is because California is a big meanie to the logging industry.

It’s like McKenna’s Cranky Redskins Fan Guide on perpetual repeat with this clown show of a franchise.

There’s no fucking way George Motherfucking Zimmerman was born a Skins fan, right? That is absolutely 100 percent an “owning the libs” situation.

But Patrick, Mother Teresa really was  a fraud!

Holy shit, that whole thread shows how much we need a giant meteor to land directly on the village of Somerset, Ohio, so that it equally decimates Cincinnati and Pittsburgh.

I’m a Bengals fan, and everything you say is correct. Burfict is a shitstain who should be out of the league.