Mitt Romney was thrilled to be at a game featuring his long time favourite team...*checks jersey* the Jazz at a game in his beloved home state of *checks drivers license* Utah.

Nearly everything in this world is fucking shit, but one of the few things that gives me hope on a daily basis is that we live in a world where A-Rod has entered an astounding and much-loved second career in his post-playing life and Jeets is flailing and insulting Bryant fucking Gumbel on national TV.

GODDAMMIT WHO KEEPS LETTING THE TROLLS OUT OF THE GREYS DEADSPIN STAFF?

Please don’t feed this particularly vile breed of troll.

There it is folks, the biggest asshole of the day

Are you married? Have you ever lost a Matriarchal (mom grandmother, great grand mother), Figure in your family or some one you loved and if not loved were really close too? Think about losing someone you have loved all of your adult life then come back here and talk shit. In the meantime GTFO

Holy shit, you suck man.

He’s not coaching tonight because his wife fucking died YESTERDAY, you POS. You just couldn’t wait to come here and shit on Pop could you? You truly reflect the empathy and compassion of the GOP, heartless prick.

And begin his presidential run?

And if she had had even the slightest coat-tails, she could have dragged Feingold (WI) and McGinty (PA) across the finish line, giving Democrats control of the Senate (and ability to confirm judges) as well. His fuckup will live on for *decades* in the likes of Neil Gorsuch.

COUNTERPOINT - Yes, they are.

CONTENT - My Facebook memory today was from last year, in which I opined that once the playoffs start, the Caps could lose to my college’s pick-up team with me playing goalie, center and defense simultaneously for the alma mater.

My previous Facebook memories have included such status…

That child is ridiculously cute.

Baseball is background noise for having friends over and hanging out, just like NASCAR is background noise for getting drunk on cheap beer and Golf is background noise for taking a nap.

That was your takeaway from the article?

Right now his exercise regimen mainly involves throwing children into a large, bubbling pot.

Now that the Red Sox and both Chicago teams have won Series’ recently we really need a fun name for Cleveland’s struggles that’ll bring back some of that fun Billy Goat-Bambino stuff that Baseball’s so good at.

Not necessarily related but seriously, fuck off.

So many valid answers...

Another reason not to subscribe to a service that lets me play games with toxic randos on the Internet. Cool.

Ayn Rand is smiling in pleasure up in selfishness Heaven...which is also called Hell.