I love how Hillary, in a nationally televised debate, just straight out said that Putin had Trump by the balls...and the media was like “You’re exaggerating. Calm down, bitch. Oh, and what about those emails?”

Over/under on Trump nominating his horse to a Cabinet position is at 9 months.

People ask why I watch spring training baseball. “It doesn’t even count,” they’ll say. Like it means nothing.

“you’re basically asking for it” is the calling card of a victim blamer.

Further fixed.

Hating on black people is always a “teachable moment.” shooting black people is a “teachable moment.” Putting innocent black people in jail is a “teachable moment.” When will there be a teachable moment about respecting people of color? Or treating us equally?

How about them, in public parking lots, who park on the line, not between the two lines or come in at such a bizarre angle that what might’ve been a legit parking space for two cars now is just one. A special place in hell for those folks...

I know it’s like “not cool” or whatever to enjoy the sadness of an emotionally troubled young man, but knowing Allen grows up to become the Zodiac killer it seems like it’s OK in this instance.

I missed the end of the game. At the final buzzer did Grayson Allen shriek and transform into a flock of blackbirds?

I wasn’t name-calling. I was identifying.

You’re a fucking idiot, you fucking idiot.

People who suffer from motivated blindness will never see sexism, even when it happens right in front of them. Do better than this.

You’re looking for a reason to be offended when there isn’t a reason. Did you watch the video? Be better than this.

Well it’s white, so it will obviously generate far more income than it’s worth.

To be fair, this is A+ work for a class at Kentucky.

Hopefully this case will serve as a reminder to the public that Atlanta blew a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl.

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Mental illness? Mental illlness??? Sounds dangerously close to millennial illness to me; In my day, you played with a compound fracture. You got on the bus even when the bus driver was smashed, falling asleep, with a super Arby in his hand.Be a man. Get on the plane and fly young fella. This is what we pay you for.…

I’m sorry, but this just makes me hate and pity Aubrey O’Day, whoever the fuck she is. She spread ‘em for a TRUMP. A TRUMP.

I don’t know who Aubrey O’Day is. I don’t know who (possibly *what*) Danity Kane is. I’m not gonna look it up. I’m just going to revel in my ignorance.