What are you talking about, man? This is CLEARLY Bruce Lee. He’s looking directly at the camera. You can very much tell that this is 100% Bruce Lee and not a photo of Bruce Lee taped to a mirror.

Enter The Dragon was Bruce Lee’s final movie? You are sadly mistaken!

Also maybe take the brown filter off the lens?

As a long term fan of Doctor Who, I don’t mind bubble wrap paper spray-painted green standing in as a monster in the service of a good story.

All that fun time travel weirdness and interesting mindgames, all stopped dead in their tracks in the season finale so Kang could just infodump his plan at our heroes for half an hour.

I know the odds of getting a multi-billion dollar company that loves money to shut down production on a franchise still printing money, but wouldn’t it have been amazing to have gotten a proper “That’s it! The story is done!” from Disney after the Avengers? This years long experiment in long-form story telling, a…

Just imagine that, the black dude got downplayed and forgotten by marketing. Same thing happened to Yaphet Kotto for Live and Let Die: the producers were afraid of hitting their southern demographic and had him do no publicity.  

Which? That Bruce Willis’ career is a minefield or that dementia is where the person’s has checked out but the meat hasn’t caught up yet?

or, if you’re an absolute degenerate, playing mahjong.

One of the last truly lucid things my mom said before the vascular dementia came on like a fucking category 5 storm, was that she was really scared about what was happing to her and her memory.

Mom has vascular dementia, and it’s fucking horrible. Mom has long since fled the building, but the meat hasn’t figured it out yet and died.

*Pours one out for Propeller Guy*

The thing that’s always baffled me about Titanic is why someone who has 1,500 facinating stories and characters right there at their fingertips would go “I know what we should do! Lets make up some fake bullshit love story and bolt it on!”

In the last eight years, Marvel has released more than two dozen films and TV series (that’s just counting the official MCU titles) and breezed through two whole phases (for those keeping track, we’ve just entered Phase 5).

Thank god I tapped out of Top Gear after one episode. My friends were all going “Dude, watch the show! It’s awesome!” - but as the end credits rolled, I went ‘The show was fine, but fuck that asshole host’ and never looked back.

Yup, called it. I knew the whole thing was a Work from day one.

I find this appropriate, the Space Battleship Yamato remake led me to discovering Sabaton:

He doesn’t want Supes as a hero, which to me fundamentally misunderstands the character.

“Don’t mention the war. I did once, but I think I got away with it.”

*shrug*