Now, no need to be insulting. Calling him a cunt implies that he has depth and warmth.

He does realize that he’s an adult, right?

Just asked it to spit out a handful of fortunes:

Sure you get stuff like Godzilla vs the Smog Monster or Son of Godzilla, stuff that sucks - but yeah, there are good ones too: vs. Destoroyah, Shin Godzilla, Final Wars off the top of my head.

The Emmerich/Devlin Godzilla is not counted amongst that number.

So it’s surprising to see her coming back for it.

Fascinating. Fifty-ish years on this planet and this is the first time I have ever reacted to news of a new Star Wars movie with a brief shrug and casual indifference. What a strange feeling.

All the stars in the sky will grow cold and flicker out forever before Disney gives up making Marvel movies, but wouldn’t it have been wonderful if they had wrapped up making these at the end of the Avengers story arc? A complete story with a beginning, middle, and an end.

Living in ignorance of who Open Letter To J.J. Abrams Guy was, I checked the google. Fuck me, that was a load of pretentious bullshit. I made it two paragraphs before I had to tap out.

I find it baffleing that after 22 more or less self contained episodes that people are still going “Where’s the story!”

For the entire cold opening, I thought that it would cut to Baby Yoda watching it on a holo because it was some kind of star wars version of a Telemundo novelas.

When he died a couple weeks back, I was perplexed at the total snub that Leiji Matsumoto got here, Gizmodo and fucking Kotaku - you know, the part of the brand where they cover *anime*.

HAH! The joke is on you! I never even started.

Sorry Chris. Back in 2015, even comic fans would be going “Who?” when talking about Guardians. They were a C tier team at best, so I’m not shocked that non-nerds like Siskel* and Ebert** would predict that GotG would faceplant.

April Fool has lost all it’s meaning ever since Think Geek went out of business.

Take it for what it’s worth, but the Doge thing also might be a “I’m being sued over DogeCoin! How I can bury this story? Ah, I know!” move.

That said, replacing Oreo filling with toothpaste seems more like a waste of time than anything else.

“Sleep with one eye open”

The last time I had those dark morbid thoughts was early 2016, when I pondered “I wish I had a cross-dimensional television so I could occasionally check in on the timeline where he won”.

That’s more or less what one of the analysts I was listening to said last night: this is going to be a slow and boring process.

I get that Star Wars has a broad appeal across all demographics, and that since Disney likes money so they are going to pimp the brand to all age groups. But a “Young teens find a starship then go on wacky adventures” show has zero draw for me.