This is not sexism. Fire Kathleen Kennedy. Do it now. Do it now and move on. Burn every trace of the last three films, start from scratch, double check to make sure Kathleen Kennedy is definitely fired, and then find someone else to produce these films. Again, not sexism because Lucas also botched the prequels in a…

oh wow, a slideshow made up of links to other articles.

/Clockwork Orange has entered the chat

JJ is like M. Night to me. He got me once, but never again will I pay to see anything he’s involved with. 

But it does hurt us.

“in which she’ll “attempt to rebuild the Jedi Order as a Jedi Master.”

So they’re going to give Rey the story everyone wanted to see about Luke, instead of getting it all in 2 minutes total screen-time told in flashback. Got it.

It’s truly amazing that theatrical Star Wars films get made at all, since no one there seems…

Just more churn, just more product. It’s sad, in a way.

Or The Incredible Hulk with Lou Ferrigno and Bill Bixby. Also, long overdue RIP to Bill Bixby - that guy was great.

Obi-Wan and Book of Boba Fett have entered the chat

that’s a good thing right? the curse has been lifted?

Yep, same here, and Kathleen Kennedy still hasn’t retired.

One of the saddest things to me of the new trilogy was seeing how burnt out and jaded all the leads were about it at the end vs how fresh and excited they were going in. It was certainly justified given alot of the toxic shit they had to put up with. But Ridley in particular; she gave the impression she was done with…

The Rock all of a sudden perks up and yells “DOES THIS MEAN I CAN BEAT UP THE HULK?”

It’s basically Doctor Who with a bigger budget and reskinned as a Star Wars tv show.

It’s weird how people think an episodic episode--which TV was full of before 15 years ago--are “side quests.”

You kind of described the whole series.

Whatever Buzz Killington, I got half an evil Christoper Lloyd monologue before he got electrocuted & Jack Black & Lizzo as the sweetest space couple in the universe.

What’s the list for?  “People Who Aren’t Uptight Pricks”?  Sign me up.

Mel’s Diner or kiss my grits.

That was certainly a list of fictional restaurants.  Be honest, these are just the first ten you could think of, right?