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It’s a shame what they did to Supergirl. I’ve got a pretty full life, so some time to TV, but not a ton. I was able to fit in the odd show here and there. And then Supergirl started piling on the crossovers with a whole bunch of shows I don’t watch, locking me out of what the hell was going on.

The outline had flaws, but if we’re being fair - that was an early draft. I’m sure they could have polished it up before filming began.

Wonder Woman 84 was garbage and - lets be honest here - the first Wonder Woman only looked good because it was surrounded by a vast sea of utter shite. If it were a marvel flick, everyone would have considered it a third tier movie.

Glad to know that whole “Pandemic” thing is over!

Captain Crunch! My nemesis!

I want to know what genius cast Doctor Freakin’ Who in your *time travel* movie and then not use him.

and which was then accused, by people who had never watched it,

3 is garbage? Sir, you need to get tested for Covid ASAP, because you are exhibiting the symptom of no taste.

We still have all of the dynamism, we still have all of the edge, and the adrenaline, and all of that stuff that you expect from a Bond film.

“I think the 2016 version is better.”

All I need to know: is it better than that As-Funny-as-a-Toothache piece of crap G16? If it is, we’re golden.

Jesus Christ, I had forgotten that the plot of Quantum was “Steal water then sell water back to them at a higher price.”

It looks like Felix’s last appearance - before appearing in the Craig reboot, at least - was indeed License to Kill. So . . .go continuity? 

As the single longest-running film series in history

The “Bond is a code name” thing has been hogwash for decades now. Connery’s Bond goes on a roaring rampage of revenge against Blofield for the murder of Lazenby Bond’s wife, Moore’s Bond visits her grave and Dalton’s Bond gets all melancholy at Leiter’s wedding when he catches the garter. Meanwhile Brosnan’s Bond has

Yeah, same here. Not any malice directed at the movies or anything - they were fine enough. I’m just done with the story and that was a good jumping off point.

He’s not wrong. Skyfall is mediocre at best and Quantum of Solace is pretty shit.

Oh god, was that the one that had the brilliant idea to dress both Bond and his opponent all in black and then shoot the scaffold fight in long shots where you couldn’t tell which combatant was which?

Oh, how I long for the days when the franchise wasn’t afraid of embracing it’s Bond-ness. The theme, the beautiful women, the class and style, the fun, the gadgets, using the theme when 007 gets badassed, the gun barrel at the beginning. . . .

Yeah, I’m all “Meme? What meme?”