I think our next few Bond outings will be Marvel movie wannabes.

Can we get the fun, slightly camp, spy adventure James Bond back? You know, before the series went all grimdark?

Jesus Christ, this guy needs to see more movies. I’ve got a long list of shit that should never be seen by human eyes, starting with the Nazisploitation flick where an Evil Nazi Scientist creates a geneticly modified Neanderthal designed to rape Jewish POWs to death - and my list goes downhill from there.

Great fan film. Now where’s the actual credits?

Also, in what world is The Haunted Mansion disturbing?

Was the dog okay? (or am I thinking in reverse here?)

What kind of monster would do this . . . terrible thing!

It’s so hard to keep up these days. What’s the A for?

Why you gotta call me out, bro!

but the killing of Han Solo is obvious; Harrison Ford wanted him dead. It was either kill Han Solo or no Han Solo

“Wow, I’m going to be in the final Star Wars movie—is this really going to happen?”

[B]ecause children are young and immature, their brains are not adept at navigating the transition from “work” to home. When they are overwhelmed, their brains are fried

You would think that she would be grateful that a once-a-century global health crisis came along at just the right time act as scapegoat to cover her stinky movie.

Eh, I fat fingered it. I meant 2 - but who needs to edit a post beyond 15 min, right?

Yeah, typo. I meant 2 - and now I have to live with my eternal shame, because who ever needs to edit posts or anything!

The only reason the first Wonder Woman was so well received was because it was the only bright spot in a disaster of a franchise, a lonely lifeboat in a vast sea of poop. If it were a Marvel flick, it would have been placed among the Iron Man 3 and Thor 2 tier of movies.

My theory on why Night of the Living Dead had such a massive cultural impact (well, aside from being a fucking great movie) is that the movie went Public Domain straight away, allowing TV stations hungry for content to run it late night Fridays and Saturdays forever and ever, imprinting on the public.

I cant wait for her to run headlong into the Star Wars fans. They are going to savage her without mercy.

We get it; all options for releasing Wonder Woman 1984 absolutely sucked.

“And I didn’t feel that I could come back and half-ass this role.”