I would. “Hey! Free chair! Thanks!” and off I go.

Who would be the porn shop next door?

Yeah, there is that whole “Okay, there are jokes in this comedy, right?” aspect too.

That’s amazing. I’m 10 minutes in and I’m coming to the conclusion that I have zero desire to see this. I’m finding that I just don’t give two shits about the new characters.

The one thing that episodes 1, 2 and 3 have over 7, 8 and 9 is that 1-3 actually has a story, with a beginning, a middle and an end. Now we can debate on the execution of that story all day long, but you cant deny that there is SOMEthing there that Lucas wanted to say.

Know this. You are now my mortal enemy. I will spare no expense hunting you down and making you pay for these thought crimes.

. . . . after lunch.

I was in Germany 10 or so years ago. Normally I shun global fast food chains when I’m overseas, but I was just off my 18 hour flight, was hungry as hell and went “Fuck it! I need calories in my mouth right now” and stopped at the first McDonalds I encountered.

Does X-Box have Spider Man or Yakuza? No? My mind is made up then.

But I’d be remiss to ignore all the reasons not to be excited for the PlayStation 5.

I want to know how long it takes after Twitter withdraws it’s Head of State protections on January for Individual One to have his account suspended. I’m putting money on “12:48 pm”

So? What’s wrong with the Star Wars equivalent of Lone Wolf and Cub rolling into a town, fixing a problem A-Team style, and then rolling onto the next Adventuretown?

Rest assured that there are a ton of Americans that are also nervous as hell too.

I have trouble with his utterly repulsive and disgusting face.

But I had this revelation when I was a few years older than ten that everyone isn’t me.

The decorations aren’t even creative - they’re just gross.

The thing I’m hung up on? Even if - oh lets say 5% of everything we see is stolen goods, how did they do it? Dear god, they must have had the stickiest of sticky fingers!

Holy crap! Twist ending:

So many Easter eggs within. There is the box of “Fresh Skin” - seriously, I want to know what is inside the Fresh Skin box!!!

It did feel like one of those “Look really hard at the dot with your speakers on! then BOO!” jump scare flash ‘games’ from 2003, didnt it?