Do you have to invite your whole family? What if you just do parents only, or parents and siblings and grandparents only, or whatever is the smallest possible group you're comfortable with, and do a city hall ceremony followed by a nice lunch in a private dining room at a restaurant? Or elope and throw a big party…

HOW is this puppy way more graceful with 2 legs than mine are with 4?

Not all people with horses are rich people. Jussayin.

WHAT? What the fuck ever if it was the same I'd have 8 degrees sitting in my closet that I never wear because I didn't try them on/thought that was my color/ordered the wrong size

[young women] are not giving enough thought "the extraordinary concentration of men that they have to choose from" at their universities

Money is not speech. Speech is speech. Telling people not to speak is a form of silencing. Telling women not to speak about sexism is a form of misogyny. Not caring about an issue because (you think) it doesn't affect you is privilege. Implying that an issue doesn't matter because it doesn't affect you is…

Fine— MORE SHAKE SHACK FOR ME THEN!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

"When the plane landed, the minor promptly found a TSA official."

This is AWESOME. I wish I worked in an industry that would put value on something like this. I plan to re-vamp my resume as I attempt to move into the For-Profit world, and I will be figuring out how to make something this impressive but applicable to my skillset and the jobs that I want.

Legit question: if she thought the Rumba was too sexual, why did she chose it for her dance? This week was apparently choose-your-dance-themed, so she could have done a PG waltz or swing or anything else that didn't imply sexy wiggling. Instead, she tried to pass off a series of choreographed, aggressive hugs as…

If all this dancing is so offensive to you and contrary to your beliefs, then don't do the show. Show the world your faith is stronger than your need to be in the public eye again.

How about we background-check men to see if they have kids before they're allowed to drink in bars because what if they're abusive alcoholic dads? I mean, seriously?

Pete Kelly only has three children. I WANT TO HEAR MORE ABOUT HOW HE'S ONLY HAD SEX WITH HIS WIFE LIKE THREE TO TEN TIMES.

So many assumptions going on here!

The slow-mo version is WHERE ITS AT

By God these apprentices will learn the value of a ducat or I'm not the Master Mercer around here.

So much for the Hawaii Five-O-Face...

Well, there goes THAT recruiting incentive.

Yea and verily did the Lord say, "No Homo".