No. Strangely enough, especially in big cities, most of us make due without dishwashers.

It looks pretty, I'll give them that. But it haven't changed my opinion that it looks like a train wreck, so I'm not planning on watching it.

Please tell me "Mutual, I'm sure." is a reference to the bimbo character from White Christmas.

I eagerly await the response from One Million Moms.

Fun fact: Graham Crackers were invented to curb masturbation. I am so not kidding.

I know it's still a commercial but it's lovely and now I want a s'more.

After reading all her crap about dropping the weight and getting cosmetic surgery...now that I see her, she's not quite what I was expecting. She's a bit frumpier than I had imagined. (Yes, that's mean and shallow, but so is she.)

The only time I've resorted to plan B was after my rapist rudely failed to use a condom. (There was also that whole non-consensual sex thing, too, which also soured our relationship.)

I'm terrified that surprise is conflated with romance.

My first thought on this was "are we sure this is even vaguely recognizable as being from any culture anywhere?" It looks entirely made up out of whole cloth — terrible, to be sure, but not immediately recognizable as being anything African or Indian or anything.

Are we sure this isn't a hoax? None of those photos look remotely professional or Vogue-worthy.

Everybody knows that if you put too many women together in one place they will all congregate in the public areas together, including—but not limited to—the bathrooms, where ladies do their dark magic. At best this situation leads to longer toilet queues and at worst, terrorism.

Of course no one who doesn't suffer from orgasmic dysfunction would ever dream of testing this device. Right?

"Just happy to do my part ladies."

I don't get it. Modern men wear boxer briefs, and boxer briefs are sexy underwear.

This is a situation where I feel like "you started it" is a fair defence.

I guess he thinks this phrasing is more sophisticated than "I'm rubber you're glue."

Okay, I'm calling it - hearing trumpets are next!