Monocles are sooooooooooooooo 5 seconds ago.

I feel like owning this would be like when I got an Easy Bake Oven and realized that it takes like 8 hours to cook a tiny pan of brownies—when I want wine, I want it promptly. This thing is for people with more patience than me.

I was realllllly excited until I got to the price tag. I guess I'll stick with my everyday miracle of turning $9 into wine at the store.

Purity culture goes hand-in-hand with rape culture. Imagine a young woman who has been molested or raped after being indoctrinated with this purity message. How much less likely is she to report the crime? How much more likely is she to blame herself? How is she likely to feel about herself, knowing she has lost what…

Actually, I don't have a problem with his remark at all. The pro-life crowd is all fun and games until it's their daughter and their grandkids are going to be non-white. You think their lectures about "personal responsibility" matter when they've consistently held black and gay life to be less than white? No...I would…

Is he trolling? Sure.

I'm much too unknowledgeable about medicine or science to understand the specifics of this, but the very idea that HIV could be curable in newborns is enough to make me choke up with tears of happiness. Such potential great news for this one little baby and all the ones coming after her.

I have THE WORST dog fever right now. (I go through dog fever like some women have baby fever. I never had that problem myself.) The sneeze, the diaper...DEAD.

WHO THE FUCK............structures a dance company as a C-Corp instead of an LLC?

You're reaching, Jezebel.

I think this is the most realistic thing she could have done. It's all well and good to think she might shout down the man or never mention him, but that's a tad idealistic considering the situation. I think she did the right thing by saying "thanks for casting me" because that really is all she should thank him for.…

This looks like that time I went to Jesus Camp.

Las Vegas too. I remember walking down the strip on my honeymoon with a yard-long margarita in each hand. After that things are fuzzy.

"If posting someone else's body on Twitter without their permission isn't breaking the law, then we need a new law."

CLITORATI!!!

Reasons why it should never be a thing.

Seriously, I will wear at least 95% of this to work/the grocery/store/everywhere.

GIMMIE ALL THE DRESSES.