... how do you misgrade math tests? It's... it's math! Math isn't subjective.

That's frickin brilliant! I wish I had more time to cook/friends to split with.

I WISH MINE WOULD GET HERE!!

This is punishment for not doing well in school?

I thought the same thing about an earlier story about a woman who shaved her 10 year olds head because she wasn't brushing her hair properly.

That's why I went with blue. Spring shoes FTW!

Ugh, this isn't hard: ask first!

The blue. She wants me to be a proper bride in white from head to toe. She's still trying to bully me into a veil.

That red petticoat is making my life right now!

That's awesome. These shoes actually had the option of red lace and purple satin, but that didn't work with my look.

These, only customized with blue satin and white lace (which drives my grandmother CRAZY!) and a lower, thicker heel (2 inches).

Ditto, though I didn't admit it until like 6 months in.

Red is the traditional wedding color in many cultures.

Ah, poor ladies. I'm so glad mine was mostly painless, aside from the store person who kept running off and helping a customer with a larger budget/shopping entourage and left me in dresses I wanted to take off and 4 inch borrowed heels. I had my FMIL help me in and out of them most of the time.

Also, the victim could get in trouble for drinking.

I called my boyfriend cross-country to tell him I loved him after getting crazy drunk on a bottle of, swear to gourd, the WORST wine ever.

I think people get too hung up on doors, on both sides. The ones who get prissy about not having the door opened for them, and the ones who get prissy about the door being opened. It's polite, no matter who does it. What, you never held a door open for a guy who was right behind you? Just let it close in his face?

Get a life coach, dude. Random women don't give a shit about your personal improvement.

the man quoted above is 40 years old. One of the others is 39. Not really sure why he thought college girls were a workable strategy in this first place

"Do their bidding"? Alleged spies, confirmed creeps.