I really liked his Batman, too. I LOVED his Bruce Wayne. <3 <3

If Keaton is NOT Beetlejuice, I'm boycotting.

Bad, yes. But common enough to be likely.

"performative bi-heteros"

Not just the gay women. I've seen it most with straight women trying to be oh, so open and edgy. It's like the non-consensual version of being bi-curious-for-a-crowd.

From what I understand, women tend to be grabby as HELL. Like those chicks who grope other women's boobs without permission because "Gawd, don't be so uptight, we've all got them."

I have about 6 gallons of bottled water in my house. Two 2.5 bottles and some filled pitchers.

The song from Butterballs is the best. Like ALL the voices are Parker's. He's just having way too much fun. :D

Fiance and I keep separate accounts specifically so we don't HAVE to clear every purchase with the other. Joint stuff from the joint account, solo stuff from the solo accounts. So he can get the cherry-stained Foosball table. Ain't my dime.

It's always the fault of dem bitches.

It's not the topcoat so much as the red polish itself. Take forever to dry. I've tried quick dry polishes and they always go on too thick and peel. Sinful Colors stays nice and thin, but still dries slowly.

Such a relief my dress doesn't need tailoring. Bought it in store, and I got the tea-length and push-up bra for a reason!

I use a light liquid foundation to even out my skin tone, though am frequently told my skin is "perfect" (LIES! It's the foundation!).

Don't they usually use, like, blank silhouettes of humanesque size for this sort of thing? Were they OUT of those and no one felt like ordering more? Or, like, DRAWING some makeshift ones?

For serious. And way too many Spanx wearers use them to try to fit into too-small clothes. Just buy the right size, sheesh! Not like anyone can SEE the tag.

True. The only way for curls to hold that long is a permanent. And gel polish is HELL on your nails.

So no naturally wavy hair? Guess I'm out. My hairs are too thick to hold any style they don't damn well want to.

I once had neighbors who's cat had a stubby tail. Sweetest little kitty, but scared of cars.

But floppity ears!

I like it when my kitty wrestles. Usually results in a little claw hold and some chewing (followed by licking, since it's all in fun).