So no more flugplatzing? :(

Neutral: What Should Fiat Chrysler Do Next With Hellcat?

I can feel how painfully awkward that was through my computer

Ah service jobs (food/retail/anything). Where pretty much everyone has at least one story that ends with “and then I went and cried in the bathroom.”

Oh the tire is bigger
Its bigger than you
And you are not me
Who left the shifter in gear
The incline of the ground
Oh no I’ve slipped too much
I set it up

13BT and hardtop.

for me it’s 911

It’s never not the Eagles

The automatic flashing headlight, typically seen on Goldwings more than anything... I get it, you want people to see you, but it’s a little too effective and crosses the line into being an annoyance for others on the road.

Motorcycle stero. You are already loud enough revving your Harley at 6000 RPM when at the traffic light, you don’t need speakers blasting the fucking Eagles cranked to 11.

It’s the same logic customers use when they ask you to make a recommendation between two items and they order the item you didn’t recommended. I swear, shit happens 97% of the time.

458,650 miles, typical Dodge rust. $18,000, NO LOWBALLS!!1!

I always find it weird when people ask questions like “Are the cookies good?"(Subway story)

7) Live fast, die young, bad girls do it well.

Bethe be like

That soup recipe story reminds me of the time I found a soup chef’s recipe in this armoire I got. He was such a strict man, very particular about his soup and customers...

"Tell me about it." - Mama Cass

I thought it was useless at first, but then upon reflective thought it is actually quite useful for spotting a douchebag before he ever gets out of his vehicle.

Tinted Headlight/Taillight/Sidemarker/Clearance Lamp Covers: