How many of his cars are named George too?

“Pussies” - MCL

Art Vandalayism

*How Matthias Müller sees tomorrow going*

My little brother and his college girlfriend got semicircles tattooed on their palms so when they held hands and interlocked fingers it created a perfect circle.

We’re reaching the point of diminishing returns in fuel efficiency. Hybrids can ony get so much better, and people are slowly realizing it.

Agreed. Ridiculous allegations! Can you seriously look me in the eyes and tell me that none of those women were in their prime when Floyd beat them?

TL;CR

This article is complete shit. You really have no idea when Mayweather will retire. As long as there’s a woman to be beaten and a child to be restrained, Floyd will never stop fighting.

I want to print 100 copies of this article and hand them out whenever some clown tries to persuade me that Floyd’s the greatest ever because of his undefeated status. He’s fought a series of tomato cans and people past their prime and because of THAT we’re supposed to anoint him?

Picture a farmer with his elbow out the window and one hand on the wheel.

If your wheel only detects one hand and it’s resting on top, a douche-alert siren rings periodically...sort of like when it detects your seatbelt is off.

but we have those, and you can signal other drivers in a festive way as well!

Lucas 3 position light switch. Dim-flicker+ off.

17.) Fourth through seventeenth brake light

Almost as nice as the Jaguar XJR firechase, supercharged 6cyl in the front, complete foam fire fighting kit in the back, built for the thrust SSC speed record, and some other racetracks in the UK also had them.

All of these things aside, Floyd Mayweather is a fuckboy, which is what I took to be the central thesis of this piece.

Good ol’ Gil lived in a storage locker and he ALMOST sold a car.

Great. Now we’ll have to hear him talk about how he could beat a grocery store twenty years from now when he wasn’t even that great at beating grocery stores when he retired thirteen years ago.