How many of his cars are named George too?

You write “is it just me” and then everything that follows it is a terrible internet cliche.

“Pussies” - MCL

This is an appropriate response.

your nan is NSFW.

Jet fuel can’t melt helper T-cells.

Art Vandalayism

*How Matthias Müller sees tomorrow going*

My little brother and his college girlfriend got semicircles tattooed on their palms so when they held hands and interlocked fingers it created a perfect circle.

African or European?

We’re reaching the point of diminishing returns in fuel efficiency. Hybrids can ony get so much better, and people are slowly realizing it.

Agreed. Ridiculous allegations! Can you seriously look me in the eyes and tell me that none of those women were in their prime when Floyd beat them?

TL;CR

This article is complete shit. You really have no idea when Mayweather will retire. As long as there’s a woman to be beaten and a child to be restrained, Floyd will never stop fighting.

I want to print 100 copies of this article and hand them out whenever some clown tries to persuade me that Floyd’s the greatest ever because of his undefeated status. He’s fought a series of tomato cans and people past their prime and because of THAT we’re supposed to anoint him?

Picture a farmer with his elbow out the window and one hand on the wheel.

If your wheel only detects one hand and it’s resting on top, a douche-alert siren rings periodically...sort of like when it detects your seatbelt is off.

Lucas 3 position light switch. Dim-flicker+ off.

17.) Fourth through seventeenth brake light