NAILED IT. As a Mini owner, this makes me sad.

If it sounds like the F Type, then I cannot wait to get cut off by one!

Obligatory.

As the owner of a '66 and '80 Mini and someone half a foot away from 6 feet; More Cappuccinos for me!

What a grand idea! Where do I sign?

We can be friends.

My heart weeps for these tiny machines.

Margin of error, 1%

The sly smirk is a dead giveaway this guy is watching over shoulder Google Glass porn.

Agreed. I want to be glib about this and make the typical "In Russia... YOU" joke but my faith in humanity dipped below previous levels.

Hyundai copies the MB S Class while Lincoln, trying to target the grounded-to-ground appliance lover, copies Toyota.

Mandatory Popularity.

OH! I see the breakdown stems from me being a moron. Also, the differences in emissions standards as well as fuel taxes.

Why not convert the open parking into an array of solar ovens for street vendors?

Again, that is but a facet of diesel. Think of it more as difference in preferences. What some view as "shortcomings" may be a "boon" to others.

You mentioned Peter Egan then followed that with disparaging remarks toward diesels. I cannot process these feels.
Why cant someone want a diesel just for the sake of diesel and have the mpg be an added bonus? Americans have a weird view regarding gas vs diesel. While the financial ramifications are but an aspect of…

Dispatch: Accident involving Donut boat, all units respond.
Boat Cops: 10-4
*crash*
Boat Cops: Fuck.

"Now, tell me when your eye brows reach your hairline."

Au contraire, Baur E30, (you totally nailed the spelling!) a with bike rack is the ultimate hipster dream, it combines things you know and like, E30s and open air driving, but does so in a manner that makes you simultaneously smile and die inside. +9000 points for Yakima bike rack.