My wipers are on full speed and making a terrible squealing sound! What now?

Hipster says what?!
The E30 convertible is a yuppie-come-hipster machine. It's 80's ironic, eighties!, everyone wore neon, had giant hair, and shoulder pads.

Ah yes, b/c your emotions are those of "the everyman"; stoic, resilient, and unflappable. Kudos on having an experience that differs from someone else.

You misspelled E30.

This the Niro, a European-sized subcompact crossover designed for Europe.

I'm sitting idly by waiting for the bubble to burst. Thus allowing me to scoop up all the micro cars along with obscure British and French marques creating the crappiest collection of garage furniture.

Three weeks ago @ BMW Welt, I turned a corner and plotzed.

The 201o Kia Forte!

Something something literally murdered my dreams something.

This, Why would you keep listening unless it's for comedic value?

Gilbern Cars, specifically the Invader Estate. They were made in Wales and include parts from every British Marque (probably) and LOOK AT THEM! ESTATE. Also this article

This is a long-distance rally Toyota Landcruiser looks like on a proper gymkhana course. Suddenly, your local autocross seems a little boring.

Neutral: Tired Of Being In The Grey? Do a text annotation reply to this article and explain what an ATS or Escalade Vsport model might be like and I'll try to "follow" you for Jalopnik so you're no longer in the review box.

Mr. President, tonight we have a great red. This vintage, created from the detroit detritus, pairs well with game or foul and is on special this evening.

Mini time! Here's the 1st one with a registration.

Don't hate the beard, hate the man. Beards don't pick their faces.

The Districts 89 best spots to receive an old fashioned!

The issue with Corvette stems from its price being so close to the trucks. People would rather drive around in a living-room-on-wheels b/c they might tow a boat to lake twice a year. "I NEED A TRUCK, I HAUL THINGS." People in the US find trucks to be the "practical choice" for a vehicle. The "more is just enough"…

Having just witnessed one in person, while in Germany, the amount of sad is at all time high.

I'm sorry, what?