If your headline replaced “grounds” with “blacks” you have the reason I am banned from most local bars.

And then on the way home you consider the cash you just saved by pocketing the item. It works twice!

What I think of Mike Milbury:

Lots of good lines, but I am shocked no one pointed out these Eagles season ticket holders in the clip.

If the owner was basing their decision solely on one player’s input, then yeah, I’m there with you 100%. In reality, if you’re a club owner, and you’re on the fence about your management - then the once and future king pops in to sound off, you’re telling me you wouldn’t take that into consideration?

I hated 343 for Master Chief Collection’s release (which it turns out no one at 343 actually worked on that...), but what they’ve done for Halo 5 is nothing short of fantastic. I’m so stoked for Halo 6, even if the story is doomed to be terrible again, they got the gameplay just right in Halo 5.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Thou doth protest too much, princess.

The Folding Table Emporium and Zubaz Outlet.

I actually have a friend who babysat for Doug Marrone before he left, and she inherited everything he and his wife had in bills colors. Tacky shit for dayyyyzzzz.

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

No Bills Girl chugging 6 beers? No Kangaroo Punch? Sad!

I’m from Rochester, yes. But I got out of there ASAP. Sure, I’ve made mistakes since then...I ended up in Boston.

Trump Says He Doesn’t Need Daily Intelligence Briefings Because He’s “You Know, Like, A Smart Person”

I like how he went right to the kickers knee...But it’s OK Seattle fans have only seen about 4 years worth of plays to compare.

Ahem, it’s called “Nightcrawlers”

Let’s see if I can remember anything that helped the Patriots since the Tuck Rule... oh, we don’t gave to go back far! Try the last Pats - Bills game before this one, when the refs let stand the winning Pats TD that shouldn’t have stood because of a simulated substitution, then let the clock run out at the end after…

This fits in so well with my life as a Bills fan: Fitz looks all-pro against the Bills, then looks like this the next week. Meanwhile in Buffalo, they somehow manage to make Carson Palmer look like, well, Ryan Fitzpatrick. Right when I think I’m out, they pull me back in and slam me through a folding table.

So, I am Buffalo NY born and raised and I can’t explain how cool it is to see this video.