I actually laughed out loud when he said that (even though nothing he says is funny). If there is anything people know about Iraq, it’s that there is oil there. It is like saying “Lots of people don’t know this, but there are a lot of mummies in Egypt.”

He reminds me of a child who proudly tells the family a new fact he’s learned in grade school ......”Did you know dolphins are mammals?”

Niagara Falls dumps into Lake Ontario.

The City of Rochester would like to have a word with you, dumbass.

DIAFF. It’s the goddamned truth that our property taxes are the highest in the state so you pisspots can live on Easy Street. You’ve been bleeding us dry for years.

Niagara Falls doesn't empty into Lake Erie.

Ah gotta love the downstate snobs and trolls. I guess you don’t know that Niagara Falls was dammed in 1969 right? You could say it was “shut off”. Its also about to happen again in the next five years so they can rebuild the century old bridges that go across the river. Also would like to let you know a huge portion…

Its not about water, its about power generation you fucking idiot. Like he said...eat a dick.

Fuck Cleveland, Buffalo is the Paris of Lake Erie

Bills tailgates are what happens when you let wildlings travel south of the wall. I would have stabbed Jon Snow too.

Hmm...maybe if he knew somebody who specialized at throwing objects with accuracy and velocity at a target almost exactly 60 feet away, that person could knock the drone out of the tree...

Joe Pera is the Best Bills Fan

How do you leave out Okposo to Buffalo for 7 years, $42 mil and Frans Nielsen to the Wings for 6 years, $33 mil?

Rest assured we will see the jaguar again. When it’s corpse is seen floating in the bay during the rowing events.

Shut the fuck up.

Buffalo: the Russia of the NFL.