in many cities

The irony of the group using the word sheeple taking livestock medicine is not lost on me.

Oh man, you pointing this out gave me a good lol.  “Goddamn libtards, Imma throw trash all over my own yard!”

I especially like the part where you got so mad you are throwing garbage all over where you live.

They’re actually retconning it so that Shia Labeouf is Indy’s dad, and Sean Connery is Indy’s son. Labeouf will be digitally aged up for the film and Connery will be aged down. Indiana Jones will be the same age as he was in Crystal Skull, but Ford will also be playing Indy’s estranged twin brother West Virginia Jones…

These guys fight with the skill and grace of three sleepy manatee trying to fuck a beach ball.

Sure, if you believe that smoking weed somehow makes you less dangerous to society than raping and murdering does. But that would be silly. 

I am absolutely stunned that someone who brings a casket to a tailgate might also have some questionable racial beliefs.

You spoiled the ending of the movie in the middle of the review without any warning at all. Not only is that completely unprofessional, it’s just a dick move.

Very classy

Hah!  My screen name is relevant again!  SWEET!

The trade:

As soon as I saw the Buffalo News reported it, my internal monologue went: “Ugh, okay, who’s it gonna be... Cheektowaga? Yeah, that checks out.”

Counter-point:

Driving a car from showroom new to 1 million miles in a (relatively) short period of time is a feat of driving. That’s a person who did an amazing, physical, challenge. All they had to do was maintain the car according to spec (starting with a perfect example, mind you), and just, drive a lot.

Sealab always get a star from me

Ugh. My heart. My uterus. This is too cute.