Wow take his balls out of your mouth for a second, you are cutting the oxygen off to your brain.

I especially like the part where you got so mad you are throwing garbage all over where you live.

Mech Warrior for life

This wins the internet today.

I clicked on this hoping we were getting a Nicolas Cage Jedi movie.... disappointing...

Ah any part that isn’t a drain on the rest of the state. Gotya.

It’s actually Western New York. Not upstate.

It goes on the dash tucked under the windshield

They aren’t unboxing an iphone dude... Sorry your high tech warplane was a bit late.

Degens up north...

Geez... Grow up people

You forgot to include Buffalo in “destination cities”

I was also confused by the dirty paper... 

Nate. Pete.

The Bills have a top three defense.... The 49ers and The Cardinals are both 2 win teams.

The Dildo on the field is reserved for home games against New England only.

They tried to stop us from walking down the sidewalk with open containers a couple years back. Now everyone is a spotter, if they see you walking with a beer, they let you know a cop is up ahead writing open container tickets.

I have read so many Poppa John’s articles and never once had it. I feel like an old man on the porch going “What is all this hubbub about?”

Pssst. Hey. Wanna try some Buffalo?

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