I have no advice because I have no experience in that arena, but I applaud your ability to handle so many human entanglements at once. I can barely manage one human for an extended period of time, so several just sounds exhausting to my introvert ears. More power to ya, and happy juggling!

Please tell me you’ve gone on a sitcom “double” date with two of them at the same restaurant where you keep having to make excuses to go to the bathroom or take a call so you can secretly switch tables.

Each one knows about the other 2, right?

If everyone knows where they stand, it's fine.

YOU GUUUUYZ!! After my hair falling out due to my accident, and being holed up recovering for MONTHS, I finally had a solo girly day! Got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and went to Sephora. Plus I did it all driving myself and WALKING without crutches!!! Feels good to be doing the everyday things I was missing out on…

THIS IS A TRUE STORY: I INVENTED SPAGHETTI TACOS

I missed last week’s so didn’t get to say this then, but last Friday I resubmitted my PhD thesis (with major corrections)! It still could use a lot of work, especially the discussion, but it’s so much better than it originally was and I actually feel PhD-worthy!

Say it with me fellas-

Lemme give it a shot...

Sooo.... What is she supposed to wear exactly? This is so stupid!

I feel like for the most part, I don’t have a type in terms of body type. I’m a sucker for nice looking long hair on guys though. And man buns, which I kind of feel ashamed to admit...

I got this book when I was 9 or 10 and it was amazing. It gives great advice, covers a wide range of topics, and made me feel normal about some odd things that started to happen a couple of years later.

Honestly the less you eat it the less you want it. Takes time but if you can keep up with it then buying beef and/or pork or whatever kind of drops off the grocery list. Same with processed foods, it’s kind of like going through a re-training period. The thought of eating a chunk of steak now makes me shudder.

Porn is not inherently tied to exploitative labor practices, but the idea that it is—replicated by talent agents, producers, and documentaries alike—only strengthens that tie.

There’s no such thing as non-exploitative porn. There is such a thing as non-exploitative sex, but porn is a business.

And to trot out a…

Okay, I grew up eating Skippy Super Chunk, but I finally got down with the natural peanut butter, and I am never going back. Here’s the trick- you mix it when you bring it home, then stick it in the fridge. Then it doesn’t separate. Don’t buy the salt free kind. We are not on this earth to suffer.

how much do you want to bet that this will devolve into telling girls to dress modestly, practice abstinence and stay sober within the next 3 years?

maybe its out of context but it really seems like just another program teaching people how not to be raped?

But there’s one thing, above all else, that you should remember as she gets close to orgasm: do not change what you’re doing in terms of routine and pacing.

“we’re trying to have a goddam society here” — I love this so much.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…